When you have taken an extremely large amount of different drugs and your ear starts bleeding like a period.
by Palatial.cannons May 10, 2018
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When your friend pretends not to hear you and starts talking to someone else, even though they can totally hear you.
by nlm0131 December 6, 2017
Get the deaf ear mug.When the hair in a man's (or woman's) ear becomes so coarse and bountiful, that it resembles a normal facial beard. It needs constant grooming and trimming.
Praful's ear beard has gotten so out of control that you can no longer see his ear, only the hair that covers it. Praful shaves it monthly, but his ear beard 5 o'clock shadow is apparent by the next day.
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Get the Ear Rumbler mug.A condition in which the afflicted is so drunk that he/she finds members of the opposite sex to be interesting and capable conversationalists, only to discover later, when sober, that they cannot stand listening to said person speak.
Dude, I called that blonde chick from the party last weekend, she was so annoying, i must have been wearing beer ears.
by lilmatt666 February 12, 2009
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