express shits

Also widely known as diarrhea. Can cause extreme discomfort and a hefty laundry bill with embarrassment if not careful.

Man, look at the brown stains on that guy. He must not have known he had the express shits!!

by Matman1984 November 29, 2020

Toledo Express

A sexual act involving a fetish for eating the unwashed ass of a partner dressed as Corporal Klinger from the 1970's television show "MASH" culminating with the receiver of the ass eating defecating in the mouth of the ass eater. This is known as catching the Mud Hen.

Colonel Potter returned from his service in Korea with a strange new sexual obsession called a Toledo Express.

by Producer Gavin November 14, 2020

Vocab express

The most annoying shit you will ever do in life.

You get one thing wrong and you have to do it all over fucking again!
The only fucking way to pass or complete the homework is to get 100%.
Thankfully I know a hack, just open 2 vocab express tabs and go on the thing where it says French to English or English to French and leave it there bc it says translations the open another and do it. Ur welcome :)

Fuck vocab express

by keep it halal October 11, 2022

Parker Express

A penis wrinkle, often accompanied by ass spiders

He was being such a parker express the other night.

by ant14029 March 12, 2021

Orient Express

A word describing a lot of cocaine use, usually at least 12 lines in row. Comes from the length of railway ie “rails” the Orient Express traverses.

Jack : Man I was so fucked up last night.
Jill: why?
Jack. I was railing it like the Orient Express

by Meesofat June 9, 2019

The Banter Express

When your banter is on top form to the extent that all your mates get involved.

"Toot toot, all aboard The Banter Express, lads!"

by LaddingtonBear September 21, 2016

rainbow express

rainbow express, is where a college boy is partying with some friends in San Fransisco on spring break and is new to the rave seen, he is taking exstacy for he first time and is atripping balls walks in to the wrong party and ends up being ball banged by a group of guys.

Timmy awoke to a terrible pain in his ass and as he looks around the room and saw all the nude men he new he just took a ride on the rainbow express.

by Dms79 December 26, 2017