dumpling

n. Small dump. Usually produced by a puppy or an overflowing politician.

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I wll grant you that it is cute. But it is none the less a dumpling. Avoid being sullied by it.

by gnostic3 May 30, 2020

dumpling cheeks

Chubby cheeks? Is this racist, idk. I really hope not.

They got those dumpling cheeks, I could just squish them.

by hmmmmms_69 November 23, 2020

dumplingshoe

Somebody who wears dumplings as shoes

Man their such a dumplingshoe

by Deephil May 4, 2023

Dipped Dumplings

Where you stab someone in the stomach with a knife sharpener, then teabag the open wound. when you pull out, your nutsack should look like two dough covered balls that were dipped in meat sauce.

Jon " did you hear about what bob did?"
Nathan " Yeah I heard he dipped his dumplings"
Jon " Gnarly"
Nathan " nothing like Dipped Dumplings"

by MetalxHead May 8, 2011

smooth dumplings

Shaved testicles.

Guy: You'll love my smooth dumplings.

Girl: You're what?

Guy: My shaved nuts, bitch!

by not2greene September 8, 2011

Lobster Dumpling

Sitting in complete darkness and silence, breathing deeply, and softly touching each others' feet.

I feel so at peace when you give me a lobster dumpling.

by Blowfishmethadone December 18, 2011

rump dumpling

Fecal matter, especially that which is reminiscent of the shape and consistency of the hand-rolled flour dumplings one would make for a homemade batch of chicken and dumplings.

1. Potty training Kevin has been a nightmare. He keeps leaving rump dumplings on the bathroom floor.

2. Hold my purse, Greg... I need to go pump a rump dumpling.

by Spoon9090 September 4, 2016