Jack Duke

Masturbating while taking a dump, especially if done out of neccessity due to lack of a more appropriate venue.

This camping trip's been a bear, I've had no time to myself. Things got so bad I had to take a Jack Duke in my friend's RV.

by snakepit7 February 10, 2005

gaysie dukes

When a male wears short shorts.

That dude with the roller skates is totally wearing gaysie dukes!

by Izabizzle August 5, 2008

Harry Duke

The act of a man using his ejaculation (semen) as a lubrication then performing anal on their partner to see if the 'member' exits cleanly.

The Duke being: performing the sexual act after ejaculation as a test of stamina (aka "Balls of Steel")

The Harry being: testing ones luck in prevention of excrement on their shaft (aka "feeling lucky")

Male: "So last night I was with that girl I met at the club, right? Chick wanted me to give her a Harry Duke. I was like: 'Okay, I can do that.'Needless to say: it did not turn out like I planned"

by Matt Matters September 23, 2011

duke of earl

1.A title, a status if you will, given to one who always comes through for you in a clinch.

2.Someone who overachieves at anything

Note: You can also achieve duke status

1.Joe Dirrrrrt is the duke of earl for bringing the beer to the party.


2.Joe achieved duke status by hooking up with the hottest chick in school.

by Joe Dirrrrrrrrt June 22, 2005

Cuff the Duke

term used for male masturbation.

"Hold on, I just got to cuff the duke before I go out."

by charlottem April 30, 2006

Duke Nukem

Some weird dude in shades that goes around killing aliens who have taken over Earth. Has short blonde hair, wears a red vest and usually carries some form of large weapon. He's a total sex pervert, and has a gruff, tough voice.

Likes to quote Bruce Campbell and Rowdy Roddy Piper.

Also, usually seen shoving dollar bills into stripper's panties, and doesn't have time to play with himself. Those alien bastards are going to pay for shooting up his ride, and it looks like it's time to kill.

Also see, I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck.

1) "I'm Duke Nukem."
2) "Heh-heh-heh! What a mess!"
3) "Huh, the Captain's Log!"
4) "Whatever happened to Duke Nukem?" - "Obscurity, I guess."

by DIO-Brando June 1, 2006

Duke Nukem

The Navy SEAL's lieutenant commander who fights aliens and gets all the hot chicks

"I hear you're not getting nun?" "How would you like to twisted sister" "Hee Hee Hee, I already broke that habbit"

by N/A July 24, 2003