Driving the lemon

Following the path that life has set out for you, without taking control.

1)
"Have you heard about Karen? She hit rock bottom!"
"Yeah, she sure drove her lemon hard."

2)
"What are you going to do with your life, son?"
"Well, I don't have anything going on these days, so I'll be driving the lemon for now!"
"I'm going to disinherit you."

by TheIllusiveGuy November 23, 2019

Davingi Bagingi

This world is the strongest most powerful comeback, even more powerful than the almighty " No u " If you say this comeback word you will feel like a god, you will feel like with a flick of your finger you can eliminate all humanity, and destroy all galaxies. the only way to say this comeback word is to be a god!

Me: Hey idiot your so ugly
You: No u!
Me: Davingi Bagingi
You: **Suffocates**

by The Sexy Af fucking god January 4, 2021

driving with a donk

It's like a DWI, but instead of being impaired you just have a fat ass wagon.

"LaQuisha got pulled over for swervin' and was charged with DWAD (driving with a donk)."

by wigger trilliums the fourth December 7, 2021

daving around

"Daving around" refers to the act of aimlessly wandering around the office, engaging in casual conversations, and generally socializing with coworkers without a specific work-related purpose. It's the art of taking breaks and fostering a friendly atmosphere, often leading to unexpected connections and workplace camaraderie.

"Instead of sitting at his desk all day, Mark spends most of his time 'daving around.' He's the office's go-to guy for water cooler conversations!"

by dugiwarc October 13, 2023

Jer Driving

The act of drunk driving as if you are in a formula 1 race. This often involves scaring pidestrians (especially children), reaching high speads very quickly, "causing a scene" on the road, hitting shit (especially curbs or poles ...classic Jer) and missing lights/intersections.

Aw fuck, Erin woke my ass up at 9am and said she needed a ride asap but i was fuckin gASSED so i ended up Jer Driving that bitch home (thank god for airbags).

by jono@partymansion May 9, 2008

International Driving Law

Gas, Cash, Or Ass.

Girl: "hey cutie, can you gimme a ride?"
Guy: "Well you know what the international driving law is, don't you?
Girl: "And just what is that?"
Guy: "gas, cash , or ass? hop in!"

by Lacking Remorse December 24, 2010

Pix Driving

The act of taking a picture while driving. Usually more dangerous than texting while driving (TWD).

News Caster: The 14 car pile up resulted from an inattentive drive who was passing by "insert landmark here." Authorities say the accident was caused by careless Pix Driving.

by RaguTom January 27, 2011