drunken sleep

When you're about to sleep and you start talking or doing some weird shit, usually when calling someone on a late night

Person A: Oh, did I tell you about Daquan?
Drunken Sleeper: *very muffled* great Daq- yeah ok
Person A: lol are you okay?
Drunken Sleeper: *waits a few seconds* hmm ok
Person A: k I'm ending the call

by blupopscl July 23, 2016

drunken tarzan

Drunken Tarzan is a sexual position where you invite someone back to your house and they watch you get a hand job while making direct eye contact.

Watching Bob get a drunken tarzan was the longest 2 minutes of my life.

by BeerdedWonder July 5, 2018

angry drunken skunk

When you're anal fucking a girl with constipation while you're both drunk.

Yo that girl was an angry drunken skunk last night

by Dildoman420 April 14, 2016

drunken hippie speedball

The classic hippie speedball (marijuana/caffeine) with a splash of Bailey's, Kahlua, Whiskey, Schnapps, or other alcoholic beverage added in the coffee.

By adding a splash of Bailey's Irish Cream to his morning cofee-smoke routine, Jack has created a drunken hippie speedball to start his Sunday morning.

by HighB49 December 22, 2013

The Drunken National Levine Spelling Birthday Bash

The Drunken National Levine Spelling Birthday Bash occurred on October 8th, 2022, at Chelsea and Thomas's house. It is where all of Chelsea's friends got together to celebrate her 33rd birthday by getting drunk and trying to spell words.

The Drunken National Levine Spelling Birthday Bash WAS FUCKING EPIC!!!!!!!

by leeparkershepherd October 8, 2022

Perfectly Drunken Night

A Perfectly Drunken Night takes place when you (male or female) have had just the right amount of alcoholic beverages to perform substantially above par sexually, usually resulting in exceeding previous expectations and smashing personal bests/records in the bedroom.

Guy 1: “So how did last night go after you left the bar with juicy booty?”

Guy2: “Man it was definitely a perfectly drunken night. I hit her with the pound game and made her cum like 12 times. We lost count!”

by A-Zo88 April 22, 2019

drunken aggravation

Slang term that refers to a large aircraft maintenence facility in the midwest (Cornhusker State) where greed and hillbillies run rampant. See also fucktackle.

I used to work at drunken aggravation, but got fired for having more than common sense.

by Cumbuster14 September 28, 2013