My head feels like fuck, I've spent all morning puking, and that slut gave me something itchy, I'M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN.
by omg im so wasteddd December 30, 2011
Get the never drinking again mug.a drinking game played with the song by the police. girls drink on "roxanne," guys drink on "you don't have to put on the red light." gets you good and drunk pretty quickly.
"oh, it's roxanne! i love this song!"
"let's play roxanne, the drinking game. we need to get trashed!"
"let's play roxanne, the drinking game. we need to get trashed!"
by $4R4 February 7, 2009
Get the roxanne, the drinking game mug.Her: Do you know a park we can have a few cans in?
Him: Awww baybeh! I'll be over there in 20 minutes!!!
Her: Well, we could do a pub... but knacker drinking is true freedom :)
Him: Awww baybeh! I'll be over there in 20 minutes!!!
Her: Well, we could do a pub... but knacker drinking is true freedom :)
by Scudzer June 10, 2010
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jeff just got dumped by his missus, so he headed down the pub for and extended session of wishful drinking.
by somdeluxe May 9, 2011
Get the wishful drinking mug.There are seven stages of drinking which are:
1. Sober Stage - no alcohol, no buzz, no fun.
2. Drinking Stage - when you first start to consume alcohol, little to no buzz, starting to have fun.
3. Party Stage - the ideal stage of drinking, at this point you feel a good buzz, have lots of fun, and still retain most of your motor functions and speech skills.
4. Drunk Stage - A couple drinks after the party stage where you either start to get beligerant, or you start to want to not move out of your chair, you are no longer buzzed you are just plain drunk, there can still be fun to be had this point, but the fun starts to turn bad.
5. Puke Stage - A few drinks after the drunk stage, where your body feels the need to purge the alcohol you pumped into it, this is almost always not fun unless your buddies are there cheering you on.
6. Pass Out Stage - When you've consumed so much alcohol you can no longer do anything but sleep. This stage is not for the person passing out, but can often lead to many strange and hilarious jokes being played on such person. People have been known to skip stage 5 and go straight to this stage, others have gone through stage 5 during this stage resulting in stage 7.
7. Death Stage - when you drink so much you get alcohol poisoning and die, or you pass out and choke on your own vomit.
1. Sober Stage - no alcohol, no buzz, no fun.
2. Drinking Stage - when you first start to consume alcohol, little to no buzz, starting to have fun.
3. Party Stage - the ideal stage of drinking, at this point you feel a good buzz, have lots of fun, and still retain most of your motor functions and speech skills.
4. Drunk Stage - A couple drinks after the party stage where you either start to get beligerant, or you start to want to not move out of your chair, you are no longer buzzed you are just plain drunk, there can still be fun to be had this point, but the fun starts to turn bad.
5. Puke Stage - A few drinks after the drunk stage, where your body feels the need to purge the alcohol you pumped into it, this is almost always not fun unless your buddies are there cheering you on.
6. Pass Out Stage - When you've consumed so much alcohol you can no longer do anything but sleep. This stage is not for the person passing out, but can often lead to many strange and hilarious jokes being played on such person. People have been known to skip stage 5 and go straight to this stage, others have gone through stage 5 during this stage resulting in stage 7.
7. Death Stage - when you drink so much you get alcohol poisoning and die, or you pass out and choke on your own vomit.
by K-D-O-double G July 12, 2006
Get the 7 stages of drinking mug.I am sorry since I am under the influence of the tubthumping game and will fix this later. Invented by Ian O'Hara and Craig Stephenson and first tested by Ian from Roskie 927, Craig from Roskie 915, and Aaron from Roskie 914 at Montana State University-Bozeman on Cinco de Mayo 2008. This is a potent game of drinking, in which, if you recall from the song by Chumbawumba, "Tubthumping" takes in order, a whiskey drink, a vodka drink, a lager drink, and a cider drink. You must take these drinks in shots in turn with the song. This happens twice during the song and equals about just under 5 standard drinks in around 4 minutes. Even though Ian thought a standard drink must be taken for all of the drinks and Craig felt a shot was a necessary fit to the game, Craig was correct in that there isn't enough time to finish a full beer and cider for one and anymore alcohol in this time will provide a rough time. Craig wins in this case, as it gets the "Regular Joe" pretty messed up and is a lot of fun if it doesn't kill you. I hope you try the "Tubthumping Game" and think its a good one as it spreads across America. Thanks and have a good one in your "Tubthumping" escapades.
The Tubthumping Drinking Game is a fun game for all. In order, you take a whiskey drink, you take a vodka drink, you take a lager drink, and you take a cider drink as the song sings it. Have fun in honor of Craig and Ian.
by Ian O'Hara May 6, 2008
Get the Tubthumping Drinking Game mug.Drinking alcohol until one reaches a state of utter bandiness where one cannot usefully function in any way in the physical world.
Often accompanied by bandy dancing where the limbs flail about in an uncoordinated fashion and usually results in excessive use of "pirate talk"
Not to be mixed with bandy candy
Often accompanied by bandy dancing where the limbs flail about in an uncoordinated fashion and usually results in excessive use of "pirate talk"
Not to be mixed with bandy candy
Person 1: Let's drink until we get bandy.
Person 2: BANDY DRINKING!
Person 1: YARRRRR! Ye scurvy bagel!
Person 2: BANDY DRINKING!
Person 1: YARRRRR! Ye scurvy bagel!
by Katie "the whore" Redmond November 2, 2007
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