Douche'

A man who is as useless to women's health as an actual douche. A man who needs women for ego stroking, but whines about them. A man who chooses to use in South East Asia as the women there tells him he is clever and his english is very good despite it being his first tongue. A man who does not go on real dates because they are not as a sure thing as hiring a whore. A man who is afraid of smart women. A man who think bar girls and everyday girls are treated similarly.. A man who understands is just exceptional because he is in Asia.

That black poet in Hong Kong is a total douche'

by Molokko October 11, 2012

Dorm Douche/ Floor Douche

A common college term especially at colleges/ universities with dormitories. this term is used to describe a person who lives in the dorm or on your floor who is an ass and or douche. they can be classified as such by: singing in the shower, playing loud music, being a douche in general, playing their own acoustic guitar badly and loudly, (for men) shaving their beards and leaving long hairs in the bathroom sinks..etc.

Joe: OMG! Jerry left hair in the bathroom sink again after his shave and didn't clean it up.

Kenny: ya i know he's a Floor Douche.

Joe: i dont think theres anyone that annoying or inconsiderate in the entire dorm building he's the Dorm Douche.

Kenny: he's the Dorm Douche/ Floor Douche

by Boppity November 21, 2009

Douche

One who is a douche.

A device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for medical or hygienic reasons, or the stream of water itself.

Nam Nguyen, is a douche because he acts like a douche.

Daniel Nguyen, 6th grader, is a douche because he is retarded.

by Hate Douches. May 27, 2009

Douche

A Method of cleansing files and folders on a computer or within an email application.

My email was getting out of control so I just had to douche it out.

by soshaughnessy February 25, 2008

Douche

Something your average day runner would not want when their thristy.

My friend was in the marathon and a by standard handing him a right outta the box douche.

by Colin Fitzgerald June 11, 2006

Douching

When you knowingly fuck with a douchebag.

"No girl. Tell me you aint douching again. You know what happened last time."

by Archimedes84 March 8, 2017

scooter douche

1. n. A person that uses electric rental scooters and then leaves them laying carelessly and inconveniently about once they are done with it.

2. n. An inconsiderate ass hat.

The city is launching a rental scooter program? Great. Here come the scooter douches.

by picc285 July 27, 2019