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Someone who is douchey. Someone like Carmen
Douche by TheChoi June 6, 2019
VERB: To Douche. The act of being a douchy, or douching somebody out.
Mary: Hey Bob, we missed you at the party last night!
Bob: Yeah, John was supposed to pick me up, but he douched me out.

Bob Texting John: "hey man, you picking me up for the party or what?"
1 hour passes...
Bob Texting John: "Dude, you totally douched me... ya fuck'n asshole."
more silence from John...
Douche by Closter NJ July 16, 2019
Someone who dresses kind of gay but is clearly straight
A douchebag also has a "I'm better than you" attitude.
" He looks like such a douchebag "
" Stop being a fucking douchebag "
douche by ronensmartass November 11, 2019
Emma's boyfriend
Douche by That_One_Bookworm February 8, 2020
Emma's boyfriend
Emma's boyfriend is a cracked up douche
Douche by That_One_Bookworm February 8, 2020
A literal waste of oxygen. He’s probably white, cis, and straight. He may or may not be a hypebeast, and is extremely bigoted but acts like he isn’t. He’s usually spotted at school harassing girls, or at a drugstore or any shop that sells nicotine. He uses slurs like “slut” to girls he doesn’t like, and “d*ke” and “f*g” for people who he thinks are too masculine or feminine. He’s a piece of shit, basically.
Person 1: “Hey did you see that video Kaitlyn sent to every one of Bryan harassing her in class?”
Person 2: “Yeah, I’ve seen it. It’s gross, he’s honestly such a douche!”
Douche by r.raviolii December 15, 2019