Deringer Scale

As stated by comedian and TV show host Zane Lamprey on a scale of 1 to 10 of how likely you were to masturbate as a measure of how you are feeling at a given time.

Sick with the flu I told the doctor on the Deringer Scale I was a 4.

by Tw1g December 6, 2010

Doing a Coulson

When one leaves a formal debate to vomit outside. This is usually after a big night out. After the sneaky vom, the person will generally return to present their case.

"Dude, why did Josh leave the debate?"

"Haha, he's out there 'Doing a Coulson'".

by SneakyVom December 15, 2011

doing an Emily

to do an Emily is to go out on a night drinking and pull a random bloke, take him home/go back to his and sleep with him then kick him out early the next morning/sneak off early the next morning and have no idea of his name or much else about him.

Girl 1: Hey so i hear you got were caught doing an Emily last night?! Haha!!
Girl 2: Yea we were getting in the taxi back to his and I saw your brother, way too drunk...do not remember his name! woops! snuck out early this morning and got a taxi home!

by doinanemily123 January 24, 2013

Doing a Shoma

Expecting the other party to do what you are supposed to, because you think you *are* the better person.

- Could you move your chair please? So I could pass.
- No. you can go around it. Duh.
- Oh dangit! You are Doing a Shoma on me.

by The friend of Shoma June 26, 2021

Doing The Josh Hawley

When you tug your cock and balls in-between your legs so it looks like you have a vagina.

He was dancing in front of a mirror, doing the Josh Hawley, wondering what real men do on weekends.

by Mentos the Freshmaker November 8, 2021

pollo domingo

An inexplicable and almost singular craving for Chik-Fil-A on a Sunday afternoon, the one day a week Chik-Fil-A is closed; an ironic Sunday afternoon craving for Chik-Fil-A that is closely related to its unobtainability.

Michael was struck by a sudden fit of pollo domingo Sunday afternoon only to discover after pulling into the parking lot that the Chik-Fil-A was closed.

by mjflanagan February 3, 2010

i should be doing homework

What you're thinking. Usually thought with a computer sitting by said homework.

I should be doing homework but instead I'm on urban dictionary because it's more interesting.

by 2112iskewl November 14, 2015