cum-shot distance envy

cum-shot distance envy is the feeling short-shooters have for guys who can blow their load at least their height or farther.

A lot of my fellow cadets have cum-shot distance envy because they can't shoot their cum 7' like I can!

by eda-skip October 7, 2021

distance bomb

When someone you know for a very long time suddenly says
that they are going to move real far away, like Crapville
Arkansas even though you live in Seattle. Usualy causes great
hearache in the person who is left behind.

"That woman really dropped the distance bomb on that poor guy
saying that she is going to move halfway across the world

by blinkingblythe April 14, 2007

Daoist

The approved Texas World History text book way of spelling "Taoist," to make Texans pronounce it right.

buddy-"Hey man why do you keep spelling Taoist wrong in your homework?"
me-"Dude its that fucking Texan Text book, it got me spelling it like Daoist because no one in Texas could pronounce it right."

by CalvinDax October 13, 2009

distastefullness

Distastefullness is a word to describe several things, such as:

1.the act of being extremely distasteful

2.a great use of a large word for a class exercise in which we have to analyze paragraphs and describe them

3.the way to describe how octopus ink is viewed in the general public

"When the octopus sqirts it's ink, it is very DISTASTeFULLness"

by O'neil-a-tron January 30, 2009

Rectilinear distance

The gayest distance between any two points on a grid.

Josh: Hey what's the rectilinear distance from here to Taco Bell?
Andy: Shut up, fag.

by superjoe30 September 25, 2009

distick

a reference to a man's genitles; commonly written on the side of a cheap bottle of vodka

Q:would you like a sip of distick?

by HeadyKrush March 25, 2010

Hard on piss distance

Approximately the distance an arc of urine would make if it were coming from an erect penis.

He stumbled out of the bar and managed to make it about a hard on piss distance before falling flat onto his face.

by Snailboy April 22, 2010