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Docking Port

The female sexual organs; or the vagina.

The place where a man puts his "ship" or "boat".
Person 1: Dude, you remember those chicks that we picked up last night? Well, I totally got the U.S.S. MooseHung into her docking port.

Person 2: Damn dude, nice!
by -=117=- August 17, 2008
mugGet the Docking Portmug.

Chocolate Docking

First, two individuals are performing anal intercourse. This act results in fecal residue on the shaft of the penis. The individual with said fecal "shaft matter" then engages in the ritual of docking. Thereby, standing face to face hands on shoulders, carefully spreading the before mentioned fecal matter, with a highly complex repititous foreskin manuever. However, this act is not homosexual in any way, shape or form...and must be performed with BFF's only. This act is also sometimes reffered to as "Choco Docking" in slang.
Hey Joe...I'm tired of this whole docking scene....Let's take it up a notch and do some Chocolate Docking!
by d0ckingPr0 June 26, 2010
mugGet the Chocolate Dockingmug.

Glenn-docking

A perverse sexual act involving two people, (one of which must be a male to receive the shit or the act would be classified more accurately as: space-docking), and the exchange of feces.

More specifically:
PartyA(male or female) takes a large to extra-large sized, firm, steamy(optional) shit into partyB(male)'s asshole.
Glenn likes when people shit into his asshole. (of course when it's a man on the receiving-end of this act it is referred to as Glenn-docking; when a female receives the shit into her vagina it would be classified as space-docking).
by fknpwnd May 29, 2009
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the loading dock

Bro, pass me the loading dock so I can pack it.
by PurpleSkies November 24, 2017
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parrot dock

Any spot where the people just copy and regurgitate each other's ideas, an echo chamber.
I was looking to broaden my mental and artistic horizons, so I avoided the parrot dock like the plague.
by Agent Cryptic March 30, 2017
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burp docking

When you’re girlfriend burps into your mouth, you suck it in and then burp it back out repeatedly and you keep swapping burps until one passes out from Co2 docking poisoning!
Man Amy burped last night, i was playing a tune on my docking station I did a massive burp and I passed out burp docking
by Pakilo February 14, 2019
mugGet the burp dockingmug.

soft docking

When two guys, gay or straight, slap their flaccid penises together.
Dale: “Dude, we should soft dock right now.”

Pete: “Totally. Soft docking and cryptocurrency are my two favorite things!”
by Fun Dilly Dilly January 2, 2018
mugGet the soft dockingmug.

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