Coat Hanger Divorce

A married woman discovers she is pregnant just before filing for divorce from a troubled marriage. To leave the marriage with minimal complications, she opts for a quiet abortion before her husband becomes aware of the pregnancy.

Gina just found out that Nick is cheating on her again, she needs to get a Coat Hanger Divorce.

by WordSmithComedy August 27, 2025

Oklahoman divorce

When you shit your pants while wearing a thong and the poop gets cut into two equal sized pieces.

The other day I accidentally shit myself while wearing a dress. My thong gave that turd an Oklahoman divorce and it fell right on the floor.

by Wafflestomper1125 October 22, 2025

Divorced Dad Rock

A style of rock, in which includes bands such as Creed, Pearl Jam, and Stone Temple Pilots. This word was popularized by rock social media.

“Everybody love a bit of divorced dad rock every now and then. Who doesn’t love Pearl Jam?”

by Androidxpert59674 November 10, 2025

Divorce

Way of crushing a men genitals through his wallet

I can't get any girls...I just went through divorce

by DjDog43 November 22, 2025

Millennial Divorce

A "Millennial Divorce" is when two younger married people (millennials whatever their age may be) who file for divorce, they have no real assets but they fight over most issues, then they get offended by everything and everyone in the process, have a high sense of entitlement, and their legal bill is paid for by their parents.

Ashley and Chad never should have married. Now they are getting divorced, fighting over everything and they own nothing. All the while their parents both pay for their legal bills. It's truly a Millennial Divorce where no one is wrong and everyone is offended.

by Divorce Guru November 26, 2025

Divorce Preventor

The D you give your wife on V-day to prevent divorce and being your marriage back from the brink

Heading home to give the Mrs. soem divorce preventor.

by anonymous February 11, 2025

sleep divorce

When you or your wife cannot sleep together in a bed due to one of you snoring, breaking wind, watching way too much Tik Tok, work schedules, etc. so both of you start sleeping in separate rooms.

Honey, your snoring is out of control! I want a sleep divorce!

The Pattersons are sleeping in separate rooms. Are they going through a divorce?
No, they are still happily married they just have a sleep divorce.

by Hogwash15 June 10, 2023