Homeless Scuba Diver

The act of sex where a bearded male gives oral sex to his partner underwater. Also called a wet santa.

Frank and Joe must be very good buddies because when they go camping Frank gives Joe a homeless scuba diver.

by Dr. Knowitall MD August 19, 2011

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Pond Diver

Carpenter Cunts that come from Powell Riva who are bottom feeders

You hear Nick T was a bit of a Pond Diver last night trying to drag any old cunt ome

by AussieCunt not pond diver April 28, 2023

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Dick diver

Some one who loves diving for dick , head first.

That Todd Maney is a real dick diver.

by Maxpowers269u July 21, 2023

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The person you send in to possibly be arrested in a sketchy situation. Usually this situation is related to credit card fraud, or to see if the cops will arrest anyone going back to a possibly compromised location.

"That bag whore said she'd be the diver for a fat sack - she's gonna try to get a gift card at Nordstrom's with that sketchy credit card you made."

by shukujo January 5, 2020

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Mind Diver

A person that is observant to human actions and thought. He/she tries to examine that person true self by diving into that's persons mind and heart to see that persons true colors. A mind diver can make a better judgement on a person spiritual condition can understand the deepest emotions and intellect that makes that person hate, love, fear, lust, certain things and which makes her prone to behave a certain way. Not only are mind divers good at understanding they also learn the ability to sense and feel person spiritual flame.

That character from Metal Gear Solid name Psycho Mantis was a mind diver he has seen many worlds that are projected by the people he has dove his mind into.

by Cosmicjay76 June 7, 2022

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