Digital Serf

A Digital Serf is a person who lacks property or wealth, and yet has access to a wide range of Internet Enabled devices such as Smart Phones, Tablets PCs, Gaming Consoles, Laptops, and Net Books.

Like previous generations of the working class who lacked property and means, the Digital Serf still finds distraction from their dreary life, but unlike their historic comrades the opiate of the masses today is the every present Internet delivered on cheap, and often portable devices.

by jackmylumber August 17, 2011

Dodgy Digits

A very serious disease that nobody believes is real.

Damn brooo that nerdface has dodgy digits

by Specal cloud March 21, 2021

cunt digit

A word describing a finger after it's been used to finger some pussy

Mate, i was with this bird earlier... now i got a pure cunt digit , wana smell??

by big bad willy April 15, 2009

digital hoarder

a person who downloads excessive amounts of movies, tv shows and mp3s to the point of needing multiple external hard drives to accommodate them

1- I have a 1,000 gig external hard drive. I have to, I have thousands of mp3's, music videos, movies, tv series... I have every single south park episode ever made, in order, and the movie

2 - you are such a digital hoarder. they could make a show about you.

by roxysoxy December 20, 2010

Digital Tourette's

it should be called Digital coprolalia

1. Uncontrolled and unfettered uttering
of profanities whilst online.

2. Some things said during a fit of "Online Coprolalia" will be completely uncalled for and may result in uncontrolled LOL's and rofl's and coffee spurting through ones nose.

misquoted examples of Digital Tourette's on FB

1.person on facebook = "Had a shitty day"
Megan = " awww that not fun!! Vagina."

2. person on facebook = " my boss is crap"
Ms Clark = "Mother fuckers. Go in and kick their chicken butts."

by Not-someone-else January 27, 2012

digital stranger

A person that you temporarily treat as a close personal friend that which you have met via digital means, i.e. online, IM, mobile, etc, that you affiliate, support, recognize and/or communicate with in some form but yet, you have never physically met "live, or "in person"; face to face.

When I get a heart felt reply, sent to me via text message 2 or 3 months after I sent the original message; I reply to them as a if they are a digital stranger.

by dhued November 2, 2014

digital silence

When you loose your data connection and your streaming music or movie stops playing.

The damn movie stopped right during the good part. Shut up and enjoy the digital silence for a little while.

by Trader J November 4, 2020