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Digital coma

When there's been a noticably long period of time in which a person has made no online posts, they are suspected to be in a digital coma - therefore unable to post any updates.
"Have you heard anything from Charlie lately?"
"No, and he hasen't posted anything either"
"He must be in a digital coma"
by 5ghayter January 13, 2015
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Digital Impotence

This occurs when a user tries desperately to upload content to a social media site (photos, videos, status posts, etc.) but is unable to complete the process or "get it up" due to poor network connection or lack of good tech (eg. Apple).

Subsequent failed attempts to upload in rapid succession, especially over the course of a full day, will leave the user frustrated at their inferior technology and rife with feelings of inadequacy.

These negative feelings are further amplified if the content is "fresh" and has the capacity to generate a high degree of likes and shares. This leads to a loss of followers, and ultimately a deflated ego and sense of self for the user.
Jim: "For fuck's sake Rich, help me! Ever since I upgraded to iOS 10, I can't upload this video of Hilary Clinton giving Trump a limp dutch rudder."

Richard: "I'm sorry Jim, I cannot help you with your Digital Impotence."
by nope.exe October 5, 2016
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digital diet

A diet in which one plays video games, watches television shows, or goes on social media such that they forget to take the time to eat.
"Is he going to come eat dinner?"
"No, he's on the digital diet - he's binge watching another show on Netflix."
by nobody_of_any_importance January 13, 2016
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digital friendship

A friendship where all interactions are online or thru the use of technology. No time is spend face to face.
I never see or do things with my friend Chris except chat online, our friendship is purely a digital friendship.
by Dony Butcher July 10, 2019
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Digital Dick

A phrase when sexting or dirty talking online
"Do you want my digital dick, babe 😍"
by Jade Broccoli March 25, 2019
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Digital art

Digital art is when somebody draws something on a computer/laptop/tablet/phone.
When you don't draw on paper , or anything that involves in real life.

Many artist use digital art to create videos/animations/fan arts or drawings in general.

HOWEVER You can use traditional art to do the drawing, then take a pic and make a digital art over it.
Person 1: Hey, did you do traditional art?

Person 2: No, l did digital art. It's made on a tablet.
by WoolfGirl_124 May 10, 2020
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Digital Camera

A thing you stole from your parents to make a viral YouTube video in 2009
I used a digital camera to make my first YouTube video and it got 5 likes and 4 views.
by ThatGuyOnTheSideOfTheRoad June 15, 2020
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