who did it and ran

Used to describe something messy and/or severely out of place.

His workshop looked like who did it and ran.

by thestover March 31, 2009

Pix or it didnt happen

To Blame someone of not having enough proof to back up what they are saying, FUNNY AS HELL TO SAY!

I had sex last night!

PIX OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN NOOB!

by Tomisvictorious December 22, 2009

if i eated soap. i dont eat it bc i did. no i didnt❤️

the most beautiful quote known to man

Girl 1: if i eated soap. i dont eat it bc i did. no i didnt❤️
girl 2: what

by cyyfii December 1, 2021

Digital Puppy Eyes

The digital equivalent of the puppy eyes face most often used by children and women who want something.

Most commonly found, although certainly not limited to, in the form of sad faces on AIM.

My girlfriend digital puppy eyes'd me at work into buying her tampons at Walmart on the way home.

by Webster's Bastard Child November 5, 2008

did it hurt when you fell from heaven

A saying or pick up line that is super cheesy and old and SHOULD NOT be used. Ever. Never.

Guy: Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: No. It didnt. Cuz I crawled up from Hell.

by Diana Prince Wonder Woman March 29, 2017

double digit midget

military slang for someone who is "short" on a tour of duty, less than 100 days away from going home, or retiring.

Tim retires in June, so in February he will be an official double digit midget. Countdown to never wearing a uniform again!! 100, 99, 98, better than Christmas!

by Sandy Tracy February 21, 2007

didiot

a dumb idiot

I can't believe Sally fell for that line! She is such a didiot!

by Zillionaire Z February 21, 2009