Diddyness is the slightly shortened way of saying, the Diddyness Scale. a Scale invented by one of the Founding Fathers of the Diddyz. The scale is a logarithmic scale that gives a ranking from the reference score. The Ranking can be used to show if you are above other Diddyz, and how high you rank in society.
The scale is given by:
D = 10 log(S/S*)
ie, 10 times the log of your score divided by Reference.
Note: The Reference (S*) is 10^5
The scale is given by:
D = 10 log(S/S*)
ie, 10 times the log of your score divided by Reference.
Note: The Reference (S*) is 10^5
Jimbo: Hey matt you part of the diddyz?
Matt: Yeah mate!
Jimbo: Whats your Diddyness?
Matt: About 200!
Jimbo: Dude that must have taken forever.
Matt: Sure did
Matt: Yeah mate!
Jimbo: Whats your Diddyness?
Matt: About 200!
Jimbo: Dude that must have taken forever.
Matt: Sure did
by waly913 April 8, 2008
Get the diddynessmug. by Policegurl October 24, 2010
Get the wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy.mug. A person that looks like they have bad breath, they always have the look as if there mouth is always open and there breathing out hot breath, or basically shit breath.
That dude looks like he's got diddy mouth!
I was talking to this chic and she had the worst diddy mouth!
I was talking to this chic and she had the worst diddy mouth!
by Rekoner September 13, 2014
Get the diddy mouthmug. Another way to show that whatever you did no matter how gay isn't gay as long as you say no diddy; Similar to No Homo.
You: Bro imma kiss you but no diddy tho.
Bro: Ooh i thought u was on that gay shit.
You: Na cuz that's that gay shit.
You: i kissed u last night tho.
Bro: Ayooo u gay.
You: but no diddy tho.
Bro: Ooh i thought u was on that gay shit.
Bro: Ooh i thought u was on that gay shit.
You: Na cuz that's that gay shit.
You: i kissed u last night tho.
Bro: Ayooo u gay.
You: but no diddy tho.
Bro: Ooh i thought u was on that gay shit.
by quannL March 24, 2024
Get the no diddymug. Someone who is homosexual and has crazy parties where lots of homo stuff goes on. Once you attend those parties you’ll never walk out the same.
Example1:
Person 1: yo I heard Jake is DL
Person 2: that’s crazy I didn’t know he was diddy.
Example2:
Person 1: yo, you going to diddy’s party later
Person 2: nah I’ll pass, I’m not gay.
Person 1: yo I heard Jake is DL
Person 2: that’s crazy I didn’t know he was diddy.
Example2:
Person 1: yo, you going to diddy’s party later
Person 2: nah I’ll pass, I’m not gay.
by Rob the Dictionary Wizard April 4, 2024
Get the Diddymug. A P. Diddy is a man who likes dick and balls and gets a boner when hes at Disneyland. The average P. Diddy fan molests an average of 30 little boys an hour.
Look! It's P Diddy! Hide your kids!
P. Diddy fan: do you have any kids?
Normal person: I won't show them to you, you are a P. Diddy fan!
P. Diddy fan: aw, shucks!
P. Diddy fan: do you have any kids?
Normal person: I won't show them to you, you are a P. Diddy fan!
P. Diddy fan: aw, shucks!
by Doobedoo May 12, 2024
Get the P. Diddymug. The Dirty Diddy is a successful musician who has become so wealthy and famous he is a household name. He has become so wealthy and powerful that people no longer tell him no, for anything. This causes him to go to the extreme when it comes to sex and other activities, trying to achieve the feeling of eating the forbidden fruit. Become all humans crave things that are off limits, so when nobody tells you no anymore it's a hard feeling to fullfill. So The Dirty Diddy is the kind of guy who engages in child porn, extreme fetishist, crazy sex parties, beastiality, and any other extreme sex act known to man. The Dirty Diddy doesn't understand what he has become until he ends up with sex trafficking charges and on national news.
by Unicornucopia July 5, 2025
Get the Dirty Diddymug.