Dicker

A self-centered douche bag.

Did you see that guy in the Affliction t-shirt, what a dicker.

by fricker dicker April 12, 2010

Cock Dockery

a place to dock ones cock.

This bitch's pussy was literally a 'cock dockery'.

by Brigon7 January 23, 2009

Double Dicker

a state in which two guys, presumably friends, have penetrated the same girl

synonyms: Eskimo brothers
antonyms: spit sister

It's kind crazy that my best friend and I both fucked Brittany: but hey now we can say we're double dickers

by Bonergarage666 March 27, 2017

dicker docker

the docker of a dicker.

where the fuck are the bathrooms in this dicker docker bullshit.

by Pabs November 28, 2004

dickeye

Accidental poke in the eye with a penis or accidental ejaculation in the eyes.

During sex you ask your man if he will cum in your mouth. When he's about to cum and pulls it out, you don't get your mouth on it in time and he ends up ejaculating the first part of his load in your eye, which in turn becomes bloodshot and sore for a while. It's easier to say you have "dickeye" from that point on until the redness and soreness goes away. Don't complain! You asked for it!

by badkelly July 11, 2010

demon dicker

a big guy who has a enormus penis who will fuck anything in sight. he loves to use his 2ft long dick to bone everything. Founder of the Dick Church and Dickism

You see that dude over there, tha's the Demon Dicker

by stonerwilson November 19, 2006

dickory

like in "hickory dickory clocks", dickory is used as an adjective that will be descibing the worst of situations and of objects.

The clansman makes a good point when he bought piece of dickory clocks for jocks.

by Freed O.T. February 22, 2006