lay a deuce

To defecate, to take a shit.

The origin of the phrase is from the vernacular "do a #2"; this has more of a street flavor.

I had to lay a deuce so bad I could taste it.

by Shit Brick August 17, 2004

chunk the deuce

later

im leavin yo, chunk deuce.

by kt July 20, 2003

acey deucey

Bi-sexual, a black version of "AC/DC"

by handle187 October 31, 2003

Dub Deuce

1. A simplified term for 22 inch rims, typically on an SUV. Derived from dub (20), with deuce (2) added.

2. In rarer cases, this can be used to shortly name a 20 inch long piece of fecal matter, or shit.

A. Nigga be rollin' dat Caddy wit da dub deuces all in! Sheeeit!

B. Ralph ate too many crackers, and he ended up dropping a dub deuce in the middle of the party.

by Spankey November 21, 2004

Deuce Mcallister

1. noun/:NFL running back who plays for the Saints

2.the hugest of all shits, origin: derived from deuce
also known as: Doogenstien, Deuce Staley, Doogie Houser, or Doogie House, MD

1. man, Deuce Mcallister is the only decent player on the entire saints team!

2. i wouldn't go in there, i just dropped a deuce mcallister!

by ballzdeep April 11, 2005

poppin' deuces

To peace out, to throw the peace sign and leave

Chris: Hey man, are you out?
Shandon: Yeah man, I'm poppin' deuces. ::peace sign::

by Shandon H. March 14, 2006

spinning a deuce

To take a dump,crap,shit,poo. To do #2.

Hold on guys I'll be right with you I'm just busy spinning a deuce.

by Schwazzy Nutz April 25, 2006