Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD)

• Description: A male endowed with length, girth, and brutal natural stamina that lead to UPD. Not to be confused with Cod (note the small “d” for the small dick).
• Parameters:
o Must be able to bring the female to vast number of orgasms through deep penetrating thrusts with a session of great duration, consisting of many positions.
o Associated female remarks:
 “OMG!”
 “Is that going to fit?”
 “It has its own zip code”
 “How do you walk with that?”
 “Is that a gun in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me? Followed by: “Honey I just put the gun on the table, that is me” – True story!
• Adverse medical affects:
o Honeymoon cystitis.
o Development of a hyperactive female libido.
o Swollen, sore vaginal lips for days after (what am I saying??? I want that!)
o The woman is swollen to the point where urinating is problematic.
o Walking, for the female, may be an issue.

OMG! You need to try this! His Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD) causes UPD for days! True story!

by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017

KMPD (King of Mass Pussy Destruction)

A man who is astute at attracting the opposite sex and closing the deal with authority and punishment.

Did you see that guy mobbin at the bar last night? He was a straight up KMPD (King of Mass Pussy Destruction)

by Therealbgeezy August 6, 2015

weapons of mass destruction related program activities

synonym for, "We've got nothing."

"Already, the Kay Report identified dozens of weapons of mass destruction-related program activities and significant amounts of equipment that Iraq concealed from the United Nations."

by Whee February 1, 2004

Destructionism

A sort of political mentality,that has a person institute ideals that they know sub-consciously are destructive but believe in them anyways.

Liberalism is Destructionism in another name.

by Cassius Cretorian July 6, 2009

ultra mega giga alpha omega ogiga ultimate super duper extreme terrific very godly divine exquisite unlimited infinite perfect masterful destructive infernal devastating world-ending

The peak adjective.

"My IQ is ultra mega giga alpha omega ogiga ultimate super duper extreme terrific very godly divine exquisite unlimited infinite perfect masterful destructive infernal devastating world-ending high."

by Loud Dumbass April 12, 2022

Pelvic destruction

Fucking someone so hard you destroy their pelvis

That girl was giving me blueballs, so when she finally gave in, I carried out pelvic destruction.

by Ululu February 28, 2021

Destructioneer

A destructioneer is a person who specializes in destruction. He/she will often be hired to do a person's dirty work, often being supplied by themselves but very rarely by other people.

My neighbor happens to be a destructioneer.

by Xenomorph_Spitter March 26, 2020