Derby

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Virginia slang

Man, I'm not trying to sleep with her without a condom. I'll just hit her off for the derby and then split.

by Antoine December 13, 2004

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Lydie Derbaudrenghien

Lydie is a very kind woman, she is a good friend to everyone and a loving mom and wife. She likes to do crafts and she's really into dancing, Ow she loves orchids too! Lydie has a kind heart and soul and people loves her for being so thoughtful, She is really glowing when she smiles.

I have a friend named Lydie Derbaudrenghien, She blooms like a colorful and fragrant orchids!

by takipsilim October 30, 2021

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Blowjob Derby

Setup: Two friends that are both guys, and two girls (they don’t have to know each other)
The Rules: There will be 1 guy per girl, and vice versa, so each guy gets 1 girl. The girls begin giving their partner a blowjob when the guys say go, whichever girl makes her partner cum first wins, the female winners prize: they get to fuck the male loser with a strap on, and the male winners prize: they get to fuck the loser female.

Chad: bro i came first, so now i get to fuck Amanda, and Katie gets to fuck you with a strap on LMAO
Chet: dammit! i guess rules are rules… i always lose the Blowjob Derby.

by MateoTheGreat February 1, 2022

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The Derby

The one and only derby is held on a saturday in May, at the venerable Churchill Downs. There you will find the greatest collection of drunken Colonels and wretched whores in the country. The day culminates with the running of the ponies! Dreams are made, and hilljack KY college education funds dashed away.

Colonel Levine has made a habit of dawning his Seersucker suit and heading down to "The Derby" each and every year, to make sure dixie gets a shot at his Buckeye Tree

by NPE January 18, 2005

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