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Cuckold

A man who doesn't want to admit he's gay or at list bisexual

A fully straight guy
- doesn't enjoy being close to other dicks than his
- doesn't fantasize about dicks
- doesn't want to eat or suck another man's semen or dick, no matter the situation

Therefore if you're a cuckold you're a dick lover in denial.
I'm a cuckold, I enjoy licking a stranger cum out of my wife pussy, but I'm straigh I swear
by Armeitr May 21, 2020
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custom dent

For those of you who drive a car with some sort of deformaty you understand what grief comes with it. My current car has a huge dent on the front passenger side. It still drives the same and its paid for. I live in a nice townhouse with a hot wife and two fun kids. So when someone says hey what happened to your car i just say the following.
"Listen stupid, it's a custom dent." I put that there for dumb asses like yourself who parks there lexus in front of your low income house to ask me stupid fucking questions like, "what happened to your car." That right, it's a custom dent.
by mexicanfoodstamp November 16, 2009
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Custom

A term of endearment meaning socially appealing, fashionable, attractive.
When someone comes out looking all fresh in their gear: "You look custom".
When someone buys new furniture and stages up their living room: "Wow, that looks custom."
When your girl comes out with her new purse and clothes: "You look custom, girl."
When a photo of your feet for social media looks fantastic" Dang, those feet are fully customized."
by Guapo Neilino May 18, 2019
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češko

Osoba povětšinou českého etnika , vyznačuje se tím že je cringe , a nechápe rozdíl mezi češkem a Čechem .
češko : DuŠaN mÁ PRobLém s Čechi .
Čech : OK češko .
by BohhY July 5, 2020
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chaste cuckold

1. A monogamous male who remains committed despite being in a sexless relationship with a non-monogamous partner.

2. A masochistic male who reaches an agreement with his significant other to keep his inferior penis celibate so that his s/o can focus exclusively on the superior penis(es) of the lover(s).

3. A submissive male who's required to wear a chastity cage to keep him faithful while his unfaithful spouse stays devoted to satisfying the bull(s).
When my wife's boyfriend suggested she grant him the sole right to just one of her holes, she found the idea so appealing that choosing only one created an impossible dilemma for her. So, she compromised by giving him exclusive access to all three and making me a chaste cuckold.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 11, 2021
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Rental Car Customer

First definition: One who's reservation is not held.

Second definition: Hopeless victim, who, after driving a creaky, smoke-filled vehicle with dome lights out and mysterious engine clanks, cannot contact anyone at the rental car office but an uneducated twit who couldn't make it as a used car salesman.
That guy standing by the broken down Escort? Yeah, he's one of our Rental Car Customers.
by damissy April 16, 2005
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customer

Somebody who buys narcotics from a drug dealer. Opposite of a hustler.
"Im a Hustla’s Hustla, A Pusher’s Pusher
You a busta, a customer, I get you some cook"
-Fat Joe
by zachnnn July 20, 2008
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