CRAFT

C-ant
R-emember
A
F-ucking
T-hing

"Had way too much to drink last night, woke up completely CRAFTed"

"Am in a state of CRAFT"

by mrmackey May 6, 2010

Crayfish

A synonym for "crazy". An elongated form of "cray-cray", which is short for crazy. Used when someone or something is just so wacky you can't handle it.

God, that Lila is so crayfish!
Dude, that's completely crayfish...how embarrassing!

by Awkotacocrayfish December 6, 2011

nick craft

a guy who thinks hes better than everyone else and has to "one up" all his friends. needs to be the center of attention at all times. someone who is also known as "nick the dick" or "fag of the universe" likes to have anal relations with extremely ugly women who most times turned out to be men. hes ass hole.

Nick Craft "can i have anal sex with you sexy"
Rue paul: "sure baby what ever you like"
me so horny i love you long time!!!

by italian stalion May 11, 2013

Rusty Crayfish

While the woman is set up, in a crab walk position. The male "crab" will position himself over the woman "crab", shitting on her chest. After the defication, he moves his anus to the face area, allowing the woman "crab" to clean him.

Me and my wife were bored, so i donkey punched her, and told the bitch to do a "Rusty Crayfish".

by Great_Dane_of_Love January 20, 2010

Mining the Craft

V. The act of playing Minecraft.

Guy One: Dude, last night I was Mining the Craft all night.
Guy Two: You have way too much time on your hands, don't you?
Guy One: ... *Punches Guy Two in the Face*

by Gaikin February 28, 2011

crafty fag

When you sneak off two have a ciggarete at fammily ocations

tod: Dad where is uncle jerald.

Dad: he snuck of four a crafty fag.

Uncle jerald: Thats good shit

by rodam July 14, 2006

the crafty honky

a human of white colouring who intends to be overly crafty in all aspecs of life, including walking craftily through crowds of the queen's police force....

the crafty honky also uses overly crafty methods of obtaining sources of nicotine...

"who the fuck stole manz cigarettes?
must have been the crafty honky."

by jimmy jew March 18, 2007