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jiminy cricket

He's the cricket from Pinocchio, the one who advises him, Pinocchio's Conscience.
Someone's conscience.
Would you stop going allJiminy Cricketon me?
by COB September 7, 2004
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crotch cricket

I'mo gonna give dat biotch da kobe special if i found out she gave me crotch crickets.
by 50 cent crack dealer July 31, 2003
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moon cricket

A furry woodland creature that is uneducated, difficult to see at night, and will swipe anything of value for you when you are not looking.
Quick, someone catch that moon cricket!
by jasington May 13, 2010
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Chris Crocker

A Cross dressing fag who got over a million views on youtube for having a nervous breakdown about brittney spears. His vid even reached to tv, and now reaches the most hated video on youtube
Chris Crocker:LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE!!!

Youtuber:ya ya ya wutever u see kiss cocker, i hope u choke on someones balls u sperm goulping fag
by Ignoranus September 30, 2007
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Moon Cricket

A person in the African American race.
One that sits on a porch under the moon by ones self and plays the banjo,while their only audience are crickets playing their chirps.
by arsn May 28, 2006
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Crocker Time

Crocker Time is a term used to describe the time between 3:00 am til 4:00 am where sad people watch chris crocker vids on youtube and lol at them
Bob: hey Tim what times it?
Tim: 3am why?
Bob: nope its CROCKER TIME!
Tim: ZOMG!
by xCandymanx April 15, 2009
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saber-toothed crotch cricket

AKA adult pubic lice or crabs, saber-toothed crotch crickets are parasites. These insects are generally found in the crotchal area and they may cause itching.
Little Billy gave the town hooker $25 and all he had to show for it were some saber-toothed crotch crickets.
by BigP July 2, 2005
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