by To much savagery May 8, 2016
Get the crispy savagemug. Hippies, specifically. Can be used generally to describe people so high on drugs that they're "baked crispy".
In the words of C.W. McCall:
One day about four or five years ago
We is sittin' at the Conoco station
Kickin' tires, and swattin' flies
And discussin' the State of the Union
When right out in front of the Baptist church
Come a big ol' purple school bus
Had astrological signs upon it
And thirty-five hippies and dogs inside
About half of 'em went for the courthouse lawn
And them dogs commenced on the fireplug
Rest of 'em set there starin' at us
And I says, "Roy, go get your Flit gun"
He says, "Which is the hippies? And which is the dogs?"
I says, "Beats the hell outta me, Roy."
What they was, was a bunch a' them Crispy Critters
And their leader was a space cadet
One day about four or five years ago
We is sittin' at the Conoco station
Kickin' tires, and swattin' flies
And discussin' the State of the Union
When right out in front of the Baptist church
Come a big ol' purple school bus
Had astrological signs upon it
And thirty-five hippies and dogs inside
About half of 'em went for the courthouse lawn
And them dogs commenced on the fireplug
Rest of 'em set there starin' at us
And I says, "Roy, go get your Flit gun"
He says, "Which is the hippies? And which is the dogs?"
I says, "Beats the hell outta me, Roy."
What they was, was a bunch a' them Crispy Critters
And their leader was a space cadet
by Russellsroughneck May 1, 2023
Get the Crispy Crittersmug. A popular item served at Crispers restaurants that consists of crispiness and croupton (Crisper’s take on croutons, with extra crispiness)
by Crisper’s HQ August 1, 2019
Get the Crispy Crouplemug. by 🤷🏿♀️ November 16, 2019
Get the crispy coldmug. A sock used to collect ejaculate, then hidden under the bed and left to dry out.
A dried-up spaff-sock.
A dried-up spaff-sock.
Nicola walked into Smithy's bedroom to collect his dirty washing, and was horrified to discover a crispy sue carefully stashed under his pillow.
by Cockfoster June 17, 2023
Get the Crispy Suemug. by BlueMist12 August 2, 2017
Get the jeebus crispiesmug. Crispy rice is a crunchy and crispier version of normal rice. You can make it with brown, white and other types of rice. Crispy rice is also rice crispies.
by Defination Maker Man April 22, 2017
Get the crispy ricemug.