When you lick out a bum hole after someone has gone to the toilet and you get little crispy bits of poo in your mouth.
Crispy cakes were just falling out of her bum. Licked her bumhole out and it was covered with crispy cakes.
by ZakSoithongsukkkk December 11, 2011
by BlueMist12 August 02, 2017
A sock used to collect ejaculate, then hidden under the bed and left to dry out.
A dried-up spaff-sock.
A dried-up spaff-sock.
Nicola walked into Smithy's bedroom to collect his dirty washing, and was horrified to discover a crispy sue carefully stashed under his pillow.
by Cockfoster June 17, 2023
When a down syndrome gets caught in a house fire and just barely makes it out alive.
Firefighter: Wow, look a crispy cabbage made it out alive!
Firefighter: Wow, look a crispy cabbage made it out alive!
Firefighter: Wow, look a crispy cabbage made it out alive!
Firefighter 2: Wow, thats amazing I can't believe it.
Firefighter 2: Wow, thats amazing I can't believe it.
by yeaitslunar February 25, 2022
by To much savagery January 26, 2016
Like how wet soft warm butter makes your toast soggy. Cold and clean cut (crispy butter) keeps your butter crispy
by Crispy butter May 22, 2021