crippling nippling

This term is most commonly used to describe someone who has crippled to the...
Person 1: "Ugh! I just got a 45% on the test"
Person 2: "That sux!"
Person 1: "I feel like crippling nippling"
by Goingthroughmyfearlessera December 16, 2021
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Crippled seagull

Cultivated by Tom in the welsh valleys during World war 2 evacuation in his school days, this is the act of getting two lesbians behind a bike shed pecking at one another’s clitorises whilst the male runs circles around them flapping their arms squawking and throwing his ejaculation into the air, whilst Two bouncing grannies watch and tut from a distance.
Some people like to feed bread to seagulls, I like to throw ejaculate at them hence the crippled seagull
by Welshytom June 12, 2020
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Old crippled broken witch

Is a term to describe a witch that is so old that she is broken. This witch still has her powers and still looks incredible and still is perfect in every way.
Hay man that Joanna is one Old crippled broken witch
by Witch man July 18, 2022
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cripple

OOH BABY A CRIPPLE!!!
ooh baby a cripple
by whatthedogdoin13 April 28, 2022
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Cripple virgin

Adj. a person who has not been crippled
by Alpharius December 10, 2023
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Crippled Scallywag

A man (Usually called Matt) that often injures himself and spends most of his life in the hospital.
"Woah matt! You really need to stop injuring yourself. You're turning into a crippled scallywag"
by Aidywady May 25, 2017
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Cripple Basket

a name given to people who are so stupid and fucking retarded that they are considered cripples. often referred to those types of people who do crack and always know they're wring but try to play it off
(Friend 1)"bro your a fucking cripple basket."
(Friend 2)"no im not. Epstien killed himself!"
by Ahmin Yashed November 22, 2019
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