Cretin Cream Pie

The act of a straight adult male from St. Paul, Minnesota, that will gladly allow any professional athlete that has graduated from Cretin-Derham Hall to ejaculate inside his anus.

John was so happy that Joe made it to the big leagues that he asked Joe to give him a Cretin Cream Pie.

by Raider Life May 13, 2017

Oatmeal Cream Pie

The act of oiling your partners ass with a slightly melted stick of butter, putting oatmeal flakes on the buttered ass, and then analy cream pieing your partner.

Bro i tried the Oatmeal Cream Pie on Bekah last night. Lets just say you need to try it yourself.

by voizdy August 10, 2022

Cream pie

Cream pie

Cream pie you your first time

by Green tree frog January 26, 2022

Chocolate cream pie

A delicious pie with cream and chocolate. Nothing sexual just a delicious pie.

I ate a delicious chocolate cream pie. Chocolate cream pie is delicious

by Top6Facts May 8, 2018

chocolate cream pie

Pretty similar to a cream pie, but you stick your penis in the anus and ooze it with cum

I would love to chocolate cream pie her.

by Dick Cabob December 28, 2015

Cream Pie

A name for your partner after after having anal sex, you blow your load all over their ass.

Did that feel good my little Cream Pie

by DogOfDeviance February 9, 2024

Maple cream pie

When you cream pie in a girl while using maple syrup as lube

Girl I’m going to maple cream pie in you tonight

by anonymous April 27, 2025