Salty Cone

To place your testicles in an empty icecream cone.

Kim asked Jeff to fix her some dessert so he placed his balls in an icecream cone and served her the Salty Cone

by Jeff Mellor November 19, 2005

Death by Cone

The mode of death for the majority of those who did the vcaa 2010 methods exam one.

"Hey mate did you get the last question on the exam"
"Nope, no idea, that cone fucking killed me, Fuck you VCAA"
Death by Cone

by ANGRYSTUDENT2010 November 6, 2010

Cone sucker

A male or female Out-of-Towner whom wears high fitted shorts and eats expensive ice cream

"I hate when the cone suckers come to Michigan"

by bowlingforapples January 7, 2010

Cone Zone

An imaginary, equidistant line around your body forming the great circle that is your personal space.

"Man back out my cone zone! I can feel your breath on my face!"

"I got on the subway at rush hour and there were mad people up in mah cone zone!"

"Cindy and I went out clubbing last night. Billy couldnt take a hint that Cindy didnt want him dancing in her cone zone."

by Judit January 13, 2007

Bone-cone

A slang term for an erection referencing the cone shape that protrudes from your pants....

John "Dude, check out the new speakers i got for my car!"

Jack "Man, your popin a straight up bone-cone over those

subs"

see also pitching a tent

by guitarboy1006 September 22, 2011

Cone Donkey

An undesirable bisexual woman whose emotional and relationship baggage and raging anger make her impossible to have any relationship with, let alone a triadbut who insists she is a rare desirable unicorn whose rarity makes her in charge of all relationships. A donkey with a traffic cone on her head pretending to be a Unicorn.

Burcu thought she was a Unicorn, but she's SUCH a Cone Donkey!

by maplefrost November 1, 2017

going cones

(verb) When you take off your bra after a long day and don your favorite oversized sweatshirt. Your unsupported boobs, finally free from their containment, cheerfully poke the loose-fitting shirt outward — thus creating “cones.”

Similar to pulling a Jennifer Aniston, but in the comfort of home.

Girl 1: “How was your blind date?”
Girl 2: “Miserable. I’m going cones with some Netflix and ice cream to make up for it.”

by District May 1, 2018