Condamentaphobia

Any person that is deathly afraid of or does not like condaments.

Dylan: What does Mike want on his burger?

Brad: Nothing, he's a condamentaphobe

Dylan: What?! Not even Ketchup and Mustard?!

Zack: Nope, that's what we mean by condamentaphobia

Dylan: .....What the fuck?!

by Randy the Dandy April 8, 2010

condamnation

A Neo-Catholic term for the divine punishment of those who use barrier contraception, such as condoms, to physically block sperm from reaching its target egg.

"And I will render Condamnation upon thee who waste their vital seed, allowing it to spill on the ground; that which could flower deep in the loins of the weaker sex."

- Jesus

by levi_athan September 25, 2011

Codedottiero

A person of 21st century, technically savvy, most likely a software engineer who will be hired to code from project to project. It is a fusion of the words Condottiero, Italian mercenaries of the late Middle Ages and code. The word is used to emphasize the, sometimes, chaotic freelancing marketplace.

We works from home as a codedottiero.

by Wolfsoul November 20, 2014

Comedy Jazz

Much like music, comedy can be so technically good, that it's not funny. Some comedians who are known as "comedian's comedians" are actually doing comedy jazz. The audience might not get it, but the comedians backstage are rolling around laughing.

"I don't really think this comedian is funny."
"Well it's comedy jazz, it's a bit over your head. They're more of a comedian's comedian."

by Kar Man February 7, 2015

coedophile

Coedophile (noun): A man who is exclusively sexually attracted to younger women, but not little girls. A coedophile is NOT a pedophile. Many a married woman has caught their husband checking out a hot young college girl. It could be the babysitter, waitress, cheerleader, etc. While it is not appreciated, they know their man is not interested in molesting children.

Matthew McConaughey's character in the film Dazed and Confused is portrayed as a classic coedophile, especially when he says "I get older, they stay the same age."

A woman who sexually prefers younger men is a cougar, while a man who sexually prefers younger women is a coedophile.

Coed.com is a website targeted towards coedophiles.

by Shawnnabis May 29, 2015

condad

Condad is a name you give for stuck up faggots who think they are better than everyone. They are social nobodies trying to get through life and can get no chicks.

Did you see that Conrad is trying to be cool. Ugh, he’s such a Condad

by anonbitchanon January 7, 2018

caned

British Slang
1- To win or achieve something, often over an obstacle, challenge or opponent.
2- To upsurp or eat something completely. To gobble some food.

Definition 1: I caned that exam.

I caned everyone in the class running race.

Definition 2: Where did my biscuits go?
Bob caned them.

by spearfroth September 15, 2020