Halley's comet

After cuming and cleaning up with tissues, throw the tissues at your root to create the flying halley's comet.

"hey bitch, catch this" as i throw halley's comet at her back.

by Mr meanings May 16, 2011

dance competition

A place where people come to watch dancers of all shapes,sizes,and genders, wear whore makeup and weird ass costumes with masks and feather. all while dancing to remixs of the worst songs by britney spears.

Dance competition is hell.

by Danceishell January 12, 2014

cometh

the cometh in "The iceman cometh" and the cometh in "the ozzman cometh"

I wonder what da fuck that cometh thing means

by sentiny December 31, 2006

Competitive salary

“We can’t tell you the pay scale for this job because we are well aware that this position pays low across the entire country, however, we will make it $0.05 above the average of all jobs across the board so we can refer to it as competitive. That’s right, this salary is so competitive that we’re not even gonna tell you what it is. Please apply for this position of our dying company so we can contribute to your sad depressed life and assist you in wanting to put a shotgun in your mouth.”

Job title: Cashier
We offer a competitive salary! Please, please, PLEASE become part of our “team” so that our CEO can continue to wipe their ass with $100 bills while we all continue to eat nothing but pasta.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 31, 2022

competition

The breakfast of champions

The pros warned the competition how much they liked the flavor of nubcake xp

by ScegfOd January 15, 2008

vomit comet

Any car where sitting in any seat other than the driver's seat makes you miserably ill, usually within minutes.

I always have to drive when I ride in our vomit comet. Otherwise, I will puke my brains out!

by EjteCrawf May 21, 2009

kamikaze vomit comet

The act of vomitting onto a group of people.

Freddy ran into the crowded room and had a ferocious kamikaze vomit comet all over the place.

by Carl C March 20, 2008