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Combine Male 

The Combine Male is one who assimilates with the entirety of all those that consider themselves combine: In Essence he has no defining qualities other than Combine i.e.; Assimilating all into the whole, generally having a lack of emotion, and a strong hatred of lambda males. He's the kinda guy that would browse 4Chan on a habitual basis.
Have you seen That Combine Male, Telling everyone to pick up cans and ranting about this Freeman guy?
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Columbian Slime Ball 

When a group of columbians spit copious amounts of flem into a bucket
Person 1: “I went on holiday and saw some people making a columbian slime ball

Person 2: “Did you drink the cuppa grogers”

The Columbia 

The spacecraft that crashed on Jan. 30, 2003. There were seven people on boarda nd because I'm from Texas everyone is still making a big deal out of this.
The Columbia by Anonymous June 29, 2003

Morning Clumsiness 

The trouble with making the first pot of coffee in the morning before you've had that first cup of coffee to steady your nerves.
Dude, I spilled old coffee grounds all over the place due to morning clumsiness.
Morning Clumsiness by Zarathud December 10, 2010

Wanna combine like terms?

Wanna combine like terms is a way of asking a person of the same gender as you if the wanna fuck.
I’m gay, you’re gay…wanna combine like terms?

pure black tar columbian cut mickey mouses 

What one gets paid when living in Florida.
Kristen asked me how much I got paid in Florida, but she didn't know that pure black tar columbian cut mickey mouses is a form of currency.

Chronic-Kush Combine

A word made up by Clayton Coleman from beyond the grave. It's to describe a class of cannabis that is stronger is normal chronic and weaker than kush or is as strong as kush usual fails in areas where stoners who had strong weed in the past would call it weaker but would pay 45-50 an 1/8 in the street . Can't place the strength well due to the unique side effects but you still get a THC high worth more than regular chron chron, it's the sativa side fucking it up. Bottom line it's another word for hybrid. The long walk to get to hybrid ha.
I think this weed can be sold at 20 a gram but to not get my ass kicked I'll sell it for 15 a gram. Yet strangely it's hit so hard that it should be 20 a gram again. The chronic-kush combine.