mallard with a cold

A line from one of the best SNL jokes ever.

"What’s the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One's a sick duck, and I can't remember the rest but your mother's a whore!"

by P8nt December 10, 2007

Catch a Cold

English slang for getting in trouble or getting yourself in a bind. Usually used as a threat dealing with your money or your life.

You'll want to have paid me by the end of the day, cause you wouldn't want to catch a cold, now would you my son?

by The Nefarious Mr. Robinson February 5, 2009

ice cold

what's cooler than being cool

andre 3000: hey fellas
fellas: yeah?
andre 3000: what's cooler than being cool?
fellas: ice cold!

by aesop rock October 26, 2003

Cold Turkey

A way to quit smoking. Just by simply not smoking and not using any products to help you with the process. Usually is extremely painful and freaking annoying as hell.

Dude, my bro quit smoking Cold Turkey style, that took a damn long time.

by kiss.de.mort March 16, 2005

Cold Tooth

When you bite into a popsicle or any other cold substance, and you have the pleasure of feeling intense cold pain on your tooth.

"That ice cream gave me cold tooth!"

by Rock3ebChick March 6, 2009

Cold Corndog

When somebody is a piece of shit but your parents are around.

Quit being a cold corndog you dummy.

by thebitchlessexpress November 9, 2020

Rodeo cold

Rodeo cold is the temperate of a beer if you put it in the ice chest at the beginning of the day, allowing the ice to melt all day while the rodeo is ongoing, and then enjoy the beverage at the conclusion of the rodeo, after all the ice has long turned into water. It is approximately 3 to 5 degrees degrees above the ambient air temperature.

This beer isn't cold, but at least it's "rodeo cold".

by Farmer B August 6, 2013