When a local COVID-19 outbreak occurs sending you into lockdown. Particularly in a week leading up to a long weekend.
Damn, it’s a long weekend and there’s just been another local Covid-19 outbreak, and the govt is throwing us into lockdown again to prevent the cluster from growing...
“You’ve been clusterfucked”
“You’ve been clusterfucked”
by Rayray_971 June 2, 2021
Get the Clusterfuckmug. The general population of strangers and random people who like to ruin everything out of nowhere. The clusterfucks are so stupid that they always get into trouble that is their own faults. They are also most likely to interfere with your work in a bad way which can screw everything up.
Burger King Employee: Tries to make his own sandwich to bring home to eat when the store isn’t busy
Clusterfuck: Pulls up out of nowhere at the drive thru and makes a very big order
Burger King Employee: Has to put everything down just to take care of the moron who ruined his sandwich
America is full of clusterfucks!
Clusterfuck: Pulls up out of nowhere at the drive thru and makes a very big order
Burger King Employee: Has to put everything down just to take care of the moron who ruined his sandwich
America is full of clusterfucks!
by xxredeyexx January 1, 2025
Get the Clusterfucksmug. The process of undoing or resolving a chaotic or disorganized situation in a calm and efficient manner. Essentially, it refers to the act of bringing order and clarity to a situation that was previously a complete mess.
by Cyrus Caffrey May 5, 2023
Get the Un-Clusterfuckmug. When you're the only skier on a chairlift (the rest being snowboarders) and their snowboards are all over the place so you can't put the bar down to rest your skis on.
by Kanary December 28, 2010
Get the Clusterfuckmug. A person who is often wrongly l labeled a hot mess, or train wreck, but they are actually trying to do the right thing or better themselves only to wind up in a situation they can’t escape from no matter what they do.
She has tried many different paths in life, but she never succeeds and makes things worse than before. Her whole life is one big bumper car clusterfuck.
by gogeauxf June 10, 2021
Get the Bumper car clusterfuckmug. A clusterfuck is a group of groups.
“After marty brings his family, cindy will meet up with hers at Sean’s house where we’ll bring ours.”
“We’re gonna be one LARGE clusterfuck”
A group of geese is a flock, and a group of flocks is a clusterfuck
“We’re gonna be one LARGE clusterfuck”
A group of geese is a flock, and a group of flocks is a clusterfuck
by Lunaworx June 27, 2021
Get the Clusterfuckmug. David Rhodes is the definition of clusterfuck, no further information is needed. Just take a look at him and watch all of his actions and that’ll be all you need.
David Rhodes forgot to bring SGT’s Christmas gift to work after he was in charge of handling the gift. Therefore his head is up his ass resulting in being a huge clusterfuck.
by Sal27l December 17, 2020
Get the Clusterfuckmug.