CLUSTERFUCK

When you need to shit really badly

Guy 1: CLUSTERFUCK

Guy 2: get to the toilet quick!

by POLYHYPER IS THE BEST February 13, 2022

Clusterfuck

Something overly complicated to the point where it's a mess

"man your code is a Clusterfuck, use switch statements"

by sised September 29, 2020

Un-Clusterfuck

The process of undoing or resolving a chaotic or disorganized situation in a calm and efficient manner. Essentially, it refers to the act of bringing order and clarity to a situation that was previously a complete mess.

We have to un-clusterfuck this asap.

by Cyrus Caffrey May 5, 2023

Clusterfuck

When you're the only skier on a chairlift (the rest being snowboarders) and their snowboards are all over the place so you can't put the bar down to rest your skis on.

Dude my legs are so tiered! there was a clusterfuck on the lift!

by Kanary December 28, 2010

Clusterfuck

When your Mrs hangs too much shit on your kids walls, over decorating.

This is a clusterfuck!!!
Minimise the shit on the wall

by Hava Tinnie double knecker October 13, 2017

Clusterfuck

An argument that is unapproachable; so unapproachable that if one were to take part in it one would lose sense of direction and become part of it in all of its' frustrating nature.

Not a constructiive paradox.

Redundance, chaos, frustration, (hot button issues)

Race
Gender
Sexuality
Gun Control
Abortion

Definitive implications: is that a clusterfuck, once identified, is not something worth wasting your time over or arguing about.

I typically don't talk about race, it's a clusterfuck!

by dude0 October 12, 2018

Clusterfuck

A clusterfuck is a group of groups.

“After marty brings his family, cindy will meet up with hers at Sean’s house where we’ll bring ours.”
“We’re gonna be one LARGE clusterfuck”

A group of geese is a flock, and a group of flocks is a clusterfuck

by Lunaworx June 27, 2021