Close to the equator is a term used to define some thing cool, something hot. Something awsome, something amazing. Something just un fucking beliveable
a. man Jessica is SO close to the equator today.
b.dude that blunt was Reall close to the equator man.
c. that song was reall damn close to the equator man
b.dude that blunt was Reall close to the equator man.
c. that song was reall damn close to the equator man
by the commitments April 14, 2005
by zark5 April 16, 2009
Bro 1: I literally watched you hug her for two minutes. Obviously you guys aren't just friends.
Bro 2: Yeah, you're right. We're literally close friends.
Bro 1: Oh shitttttt you're right. I understand.
Bro 2: Yeah, you're right. We're literally close friends.
Bro 1: Oh shitttttt you're right. I understand.
by nont0Xic March 22, 2019
1 Slang in a corporate environment where feedback and open communication from cubicle monkeys is strongly discouraged. Opposite of Open Door Policy.
2 Sarcastic term used to mock an organization's Open Door Policy double speak, when their Open Door Policy is just meaningless tripe and lip service.
2 Sarcastic term used to mock an organization's Open Door Policy double speak, when their Open Door Policy is just meaningless tripe and lip service.
I thought of a great way to save the company some money, but our manager's Closed Door Policy ensures that will never happen... she thinks ideas from the cubicle farm are a waste of her precious time. I feel like such a tool.
by Security Wonk July 19, 2008
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When you are put in a situation that is very uncomfortable and awkward. This person or thing will be too close to you and it's making you feel unsafe.
Turtle #1 said turtle #2 was getting to close for comfort.
Being too close for comfort usually breaks friendship.
Being too close for comfort usually breaks friendship.
by Flashlight man June 15, 2014
by kalsjdfkl;asf February 03, 2003