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clintonville

pig-lovin', corn-huskin', tractor drivin' redneck area in Pennsylvania...not even on the map...not worthy of it. people here chaw -- not chew. they chaw tabacky and drink shine through their one front toof (tooth, of course) And everbody has cross eyes or lazy eyes and they love their hootenannies
there's a hootenanny in clintonville tonight.
by Thunder lover June 12, 2008
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Clinton

Bill clinton the 42nd. president of the united states from 1993 to 2001.
He got a blowjob. Which was the first known blowjob in the white house. He lied about it because it knew most of the people in the U.S. were a bunch of cock blocking prudes and he wanted to be liked and he also knew his wife would ride his back about it.
Congress started impeachment procedings officially about him lying but the real cause was the he got a blowjob. The reasion for that being that they all wanted a blowjob and couldn't get one.

The next president lied about the presents of "weapons of mass distruction" being in Iraq to get the U.S. to go to war with them. Which gave rise to the expression "when Clintion lied no one died".
If I were Clinton I would have taken that blowjob too.
by Deep blue 2012 January 6, 2010
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Clinton, NJ

A close to perfect far out suburb of New York City. Has some historical charm including a bridge with waterfall under it and a river running right through it's very lovely downtown. Clinton is the name for both the town and township that surrounds it. Clinton also generally includes neighboring Union, Franklin and Bethlehem townships as well. It's 85% white as Mexicans working in restaurants and landscapers pop out babies at alarming rates and Asians hopefull to be honorary white's continue settling in.

Very nice little town tough and the people are somewhat friendly. I guess it would be ideal if you don't mind having to driving 35 minutes just to get to the mall. It's set amongst rolling hills and has good schools. If you have family coming in from let's say; Wisconsin and you live in New York City, when they start freaking out, take them to Clinton for god's sake.
Family member from Indiana: New York City is so crowded and diverse, I'm starting to hyperventilate.

Family Member from New York City: Hey honey grab the Audi keys, we're going to Clinton, NJ before cousin Amy start's fistulating.
by Corpswhore March 28, 2012
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clintor

a crazy ass nigga with a huge as dick, very wild, very nasty and fucks all da bitches.
dammm dat nigga got a big ass dick! Must be clintor
by imafed January 2, 2013
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Clinton

A small village that has a population of about 50 people with a drive through..... The people who work their couldn't pass the drug test to work else where
So they work their for minimum wage..... The mayor is a Hillary Clinton type but without the penis... The park is ruled by cocaine dealers who try to play basketball.... Overall it's a great place
To live;)
The penis is in Clinton .
by Texaschilitaint August 9, 2015
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clint eastwood

the baddest mother fucker EVER. he'll smoke a pipe, kick your fucking ass in, and bang your girlfriend, all at the same time.
there can be no substitute for Clint Eastwood.
by riloh February 27, 2003
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Clint Catalyst

Clint Catalyst (Born April 8, 1971) is an openly gay American author, actor, screenwriter, television producer, spoken word performer, stylist, and self-described “accidental model".

Clint is best known for his book Cottonmouth Kisses, which was released in the summer of 2000 through the San Francisco-based publisher Manic D Press
Clint Catalyst is a very talented individual.
by Little Miss Scare-All October 16, 2008
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