Choke Joke

1) A joke that makes no sense.

2) A joke that is extremely lame.

1) Owen: What's white and black and red/read all over?

Brom: YOUR MOM!

Owen: You idiot, that was such a choke joke.

2) Avery: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Linus: I dunno.

Avery: To get to the other side!

Linus: *Yawn* What a choke joke.

by ThisIsMyLife09 August 27, 2009

choke a chicken

Masterbation

Imma choke a chicken if I see some big ol' titties

by Lynch niggewrs July 27, 2017

Choker

A blow job blackbelt. Basically a kinky sluts badge of office.

(especially if its lace)

Steve: Did you see that girls choker? You know what that means bill.

by Yourdadsgaymom June 12, 2019

butt-choke

1. noun/verb
to stick a finger in one's butt in order to induce fecal projection similar to vomit. Anal bulimia. -er someone who butt-chokes, ie: a known butt-choker

2. noun
a wide, short cigarette with a long, firm filter specially made to smoke through the anus. Scented varieties available.

3. noun/verb
a wrestling move in which the butt cheeks are used to smother the opponent until unconscious (farting before one's opponent is knocked out is a penalty)

Luke: Where did Dave go?
Chris: He ate too much bacon and cheese so now he's in the bathroom butt-choking.
Luke: Shit, I wish he would learn to do that in the toilet. It's such a pain in the ass cleaning that shit up.
Chris: Butt-choker!

Person #1: My lungs hurt from smoking so many cigarettes last night but I really want one right now.
Person #2: Want a butt-choke?
Person #1: Butt-choke? No, I only smoke those after butt-sex.

Announcer Bob: It looks like Mr. Booty-shorts and Mac are two evenly matched wrestlers.
Announcer Steve: Wait a minute, Announcer Bob, looks like Mr. BS has got Mac in the butt-choke.
Announcer Bob: You're right Steve...and he's out! I can smell it from here!
Announcer Steve: Butt-choke, Announcer Bob, butt-choke.

by MasterDoctor March 18, 2009

chokerbate

The ability to only orgasm whilst choking oneself.

Tommy: "When I go home, I wrap my dad's belt around my neck and fap it furiously. I chokerbate to pass the time while I wait for my dad to come home and start drinking."

by Alfred Wayne January 18, 2008

chokedabitch

Term used in social circles to describe the action of strangulation, usually associated with sexual intercourse.
Word Origin: Slang derived by upper-class citizens stemming from the commonly used words - Choked, a, and bitch

While fucking a girl in the backroom of a strip club, she asked me to choke her, so I put my dickbeaters up by her neck. Then she told me "No, really choke me". So then I chokedabitch.

by thekaji October 7, 2008

chokeify

Verb: The moment, while choking someone, right before they pass out and right after they learn their lesson!

In order to get his money Pimp Swanki knew he would have to chokeify the trick.

The screaming kid in Wal-mart settled down immediately after being chokified.

by Swanki Deloche. December 29, 2009