He eats thunder and farts lightning.
The Big Bang? Chuck Norris had wind that day.
The reason why planet Pluto is so far away is because Chuck roundhouse kicked it.
When you dream about Chuck Norris, its no illusion, he's in your mind.
Back To The Future was a poor attempt at documenting Chuck Norris's time travelling adventures.
All of the above definitions are entirely false, Chuck Norris needs no description other than Chuck Norris.
He'll be here shortly to-.... ........
The Big Bang? Chuck Norris had wind that day.
The reason why planet Pluto is so far away is because Chuck roundhouse kicked it.
When you dream about Chuck Norris, its no illusion, he's in your mind.
Back To The Future was a poor attempt at documenting Chuck Norris's time travelling adventures.
All of the above definitions are entirely false, Chuck Norris needs no description other than Chuck Norris.
He'll be here shortly to-.... ........
There are no examples...there is only Chuck Norris
by X-waves-of-distortion-X December 19, 2009
by Sid Macintosh November 26, 2007
"I can't find Chuck Norris anywhere!"
"Of course not; you don't see him until it's too late."
(bad example, but I couldn't think of anything else.)
"Of course not; you don't see him until it's too late."
(bad example, but I couldn't think of anything else.)
by MileyCyrus=EpicFail October 31, 2009
1. geologists and vulcanologist discover a new fact, that in mountaintop of Eyjafjallajökull - Chuck Norris was burn a marshmellow and magma as the mayo for his breakfast.
2. when Chuck Norris fart, each and every aircraft will be affected by turbulence.
3. Chuck Norris could make soprano voice of Celine Dion became alto by saying the word "kick".
4. when he's still serving for United State Air Force in Korea, Chuck Norris controlling the F-105D from the ground - like a kite.
2. when Chuck Norris fart, each and every aircraft will be affected by turbulence.
3. Chuck Norris could make soprano voice of Celine Dion became alto by saying the word "kick".
4. when he's still serving for United State Air Force in Korea, Chuck Norris controlling the F-105D from the ground - like a kite.
by Lone Wolf McQuade May 16, 2010
by the-redneck-from-hell March 20, 2009
One hell of a sexy beast totally kicks ass on Walker Texas Ranger( coolest show ever)! He is probably the sexiest man alive!!
Dude its Chuck Norris!
by Chelsea Fraind April 02, 2008
When God first made creation, on the first day he made Chuck Norris and let Chuck Norris take care of the rest.
by Chun Kuk Do December 29, 2010