The Pie Chart

The Pie chart is a way of referring to the different stages of sex by using code names. It is similar to the baseball system, although instead it uses different pies as different stages of sex. It was first invented by a group of teenagers who came from Wigan, and is now used internationally. It is especially common in Britain.

First Pie (Sometimes referred to as chicken pie): French Kissing.
Second Pie (Sometimes referred to as meat and potato pie) : Stimulation of the genitals. (Fingering, Hand Jobs, etc).
Third Pie (Sometimes referred to as steak and kidney pie) : Oral sex
Fourth Pie (Sometimes referred to as Creme Brulee, Strawberry Souffle, or other types of extravagent desert : Sexual intercourse
If someone is suggesting that a person present has had sexual intercourse, they may shout out "Who ate all the pies?" If a person responds with "I did," "I ate all the pies," or something similar, then they are stating that they have had sexual intercourse.

Other code names are used for other things that are sex related are involved in the pie chart. These include:

Food Poisioning : A code word for STI's
Indigestion : A code word for pregnancy
Packaging : A code word for condoms

(Example of the pie chart being used in an everday conversation)

Mike: "I am going to eat creme brulee tonight,"

Josh: "Make sure you leave the packaging on and don't rush into it. Otherwise, you could end up with severe indigestion!"

Mike: "Hmm.. maybe it's easier to just eat steak and kidney pie."

Josh: "Nahh.. that pie can taste unusual!"

by Henry's bird :P June 11, 2007

choctaw hayride

Choctaw Hayride is a perverse sexual position in which during the performance of doggy style, you insert your thumb in a woman's anus, and spread the remaining fingers out to resemble a head dress (Choctaw), and with the hand that's left free, you pull on her hair to simulate the reins of a horse (hayride).

Hey babe, do you want a portugese breakfast or a Choctaw hayride?

by hotsac97 January 16, 2015

Choctaw Middle School

A bitch ass school wit crazy ass white kids and theres fuckin fights everyday and scary ass females who talk shit but never wanna post the fuck up and where there are NO loyal ass boys there they all some fuckers the whole school full of fuckery throw it away

JESSY: DONT GO THERE U MIGHT GET ASS RAPED THEY LIKE THAT SHIT UP THERE ITS LAME TRAGIC AND FUCKED Choctaw Middle School

by Fucked up000 March 4, 2019

Choctaw High School

Choctaw: A breeding ground for rats, psychos and idiots and trash. It's full of jhits and people that think they can make a meme for shit.

*Job interview*
Interviewer: Where’d you go to school?
Student: Choctaw High School, home of the indians!
Interview: Oh, that pitiful, trashy school? Everyone knows Choctaw is a rat infested, teacher fucking shit show. Close the door on your way out.
Student: No one loves me :(

by Bama.Wave October 29, 2019

pines charter

A school with super sped people in it. Majority of the students are sped drug heads who think they are cool and claim to have a depressing life but in reality they’re just pussy bitches who cry about pussy shit.

armando is a fuck boy you're ugly and you can't get waves.

Example of what it is like at pines charter...
white hispanic girl: You don't know me dude I had a fucked up life

Guy: Shut up pussy bitch you're just a cry baby
white hispanic girl: I'm going to make you look bad in front of everyone now

by Charterfuckboysareannoying October 8, 2019

bhen ki choot moment

When you fuck your gujarati sister in your room but your mum opens the door on you and your climax in your sister

Person 1 : Dude, did you make your sis pregnant?
Person 2: Yeah, it was a bhen ki choot moment

by Gujaratiboy March 28, 2020

Foxborough Regional Charter School

Known to students and staff as "FRCS," the Foxborough Regional Charter School is a small K-12 school with less than 800 students in the town of Foxborough, MA. The largest graduating class ever has been a mere 32 students. The high school buildings are comprised of two trailers previously used for a medical facility that now sits on a temporary foundation. The school lacks many school teams, a cafeteria, and teachers that will stay for more than a year. The school has recently decided to use 16 million dollars to expand the school. The school is relatively unknown which often leads to confusion when students explain where they go to school.

"So, your in high school. Where do you go?"
"Well it's a small school in Foxborough, next to Mansfield, close to Norton."
"Where is that?"
"Near Gillette Stadium."
"Just tell me what it's called."
"Foxborough Regional Charter School."
"Whatever, it isn't important."

by Ruben Shams April 27, 2008