Dude 1: Yo dog, you wanna go see Across the Universe?
Dude 2: Only if we get chopped and screwed before.
Dude 2: Only if we get chopped and screwed before.
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To pulverize a food item using a slapping motion pushing down on a tool with a razor edge in order to slice and dice your food items.
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Friend 1:" Hey man, did you go to warped tour last night"
Friend 2:" Yeah, it was a fun time until I got slap chopped"
Friend 2:" Yeah, it was a fun time until I got slap chopped"
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Get the Slap Chopped mug.The feminine art of using ones prominent cleavage to influence decision making of those around her.
In extreme circumstances said person will enhance cleavage to ensure positive responses to an otherwise unlikely situation.
In extreme circumstances said person will enhance cleavage to ensure positive responses to an otherwise unlikely situation.
Joe- 'Oh my god, somehow Becky just got me to agree to do all her work for her whilst she goes for a nice glass of red wine.'
Jim - 'You just got straight up bonky chopped mate, keep an eye on those cans. They'll get ya.'
Jim - 'You just got straight up bonky chopped mate, keep an eye on those cans. They'll get ya.'
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