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Get Chopped and Screwed

The act of getting extremely high.
Dude 1: Yo dog, you wanna go see Across the Universe?
Dude 2: Only if we get chopped and screwed before.
Get Chopped and Screwed by rawazznig December 28, 2007

Photo Chopped 

When a friend or relative posts a picture of themselves online that you know you were in originally but you've been cropped out. Being chopped out of a photo.
"Dude. She totally photo chopped your ass outta that pic."
Photo Chopped by Holly M S May 15, 2010

slap-chopped 

To pulverize a food item using a slapping motion pushing down on a tool with a razor edge in order to slice and dice your food items.
I just totally slap-chopped this salad!
slap-chopped by Kari206 January 19, 2010

Jack Chopped 

Pronounced: Jack Chahpped
The act of killing a person. Mostly used in online game play.
"Jack Chopped!"

"You just got Jack Chopped, Kid!"
Jack Chopped by JD-Lump February 3, 2010

Slap Chopped

When a chick gives you a blowjob but she isn't very good so she ends up squeezing and biting your dick.
Friend 1:" Hey man, did you go to warped tour last night"
Friend 2:" Yeah, it was a fun time until I got slap chopped"
Slap Chopped by Dinertime July 20, 2016

Bonky Chopped 

The feminine art of using ones prominent cleavage to influence decision making of those around her.

In extreme circumstances said person will enhance cleavage to ensure positive responses to an otherwise unlikely situation.
Joe- 'Oh my god, somehow Becky just got me to agree to do all her work for her whilst she goes for a nice glass of red wine.'

Jim - 'You just got straight up bonky chopped mate, keep an eye on those cans. They'll get ya.'