Chili Dog

When your significant other puts a hot dog bun around your dick, adds chili and sucks it off.

“Hey bro my girl chili dogged me last night”

by MilitaryMike69 December 20, 2021

Chili chode

A shit covered short penis or chode.

I got done fucking Ashely in the ass and then showed her my chili chode.

by Geve August 19, 2013

chili juanego

When, after a long night of partying, you wring a girl's panties (or a guys boxer shorts) out into a shot glass and take the shot.

Jesska: Oh man I can't wait to leave this bar so I can get home and take a chili juanego
Rob: Okay lets go. I've been dancing all night and it feels like my balls are in a deep fryer.

by wartty July 11, 2009

chili in the crockpot

When you have to go to the bathroom, poop, or take a dump.

"Is the bathroom free? I've got chili in the crockpot."

by Matt the Crapper January 3, 2014

Chili Fry

Somewhat like the chili dog, a chili fry is when you fuck a girl with diarrhea in the ass, then pull out and she shits on your dick.

“Man I knew I shouldn’t have begged for anal last night. Macy gave me a chili fry.”

by Saxon101 April 16, 2020

Trouser Chili

Pushing out a wet fart while at the urinal... noticing shit in your underwear a few hours later. Trouser chili!

Dude, you better check your drawers for trouser chili after that wet dart you let fly!

by Dangerous Danny May 23, 2018

fish chili

When a man pours a can of chili on his penis to be used as lube, and then proceeds to put a jalapeño pepper in the woman's asshole as a replacement for a buttplugg. Then woman is then fucked until her vagina is agitated enough to resemble a bowl of chili. Fish chili.

Person 1: "I heard that Naddy let a girl stick a finger up his butt!!"
Person 2: "Really? I heard that Johnny had a bowl of Fish Chili with his Brazilian wife"

by EffingBuddah December 7, 2017