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milk before cereal

The most vile and cruel thing a person can do.
Guy 1: Milk before cereal or cereal before milk?
Guy 2: Cereal before milk.
Guy 1: *grabs Holy Bible* SPIRITS BEGONE!!
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cereal killer

Someone who loves cereal so much they don't even wait for it to come out of the box before they gobble it up and don't let anybody else have any.
You tell Johnny the next time he comes over here after school he better not act like no cereal killer.

This kitchen looks like it has been hit by a cereal killer.

Wipe you mouth an stop actin' like you wuz da top ramkin' cereal killer.
by Pat Eberhart August 31, 2008
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Michael Cera

The act of receiving a blowjob from one girl while another licks your ass, and from time to time offering them "sippies" off your Capri sun. May or may not be performed in a bathroom at a party, but should be done while standing.
John: Dude! Did you hear Mike got a Michael Cera off those two chicks last night?

Dave: Didn't have to I walked into it in the bathroom at the party. He didn't even stop. What's more shocking is neither did they.
by This is the end September 1, 2013
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carcass

The carcasses were everywhere in the cemetery.
by Shaymin the Dictionary Queen November 4, 2011
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Carcamping

Euphemism for living in your car
"Let's go to your pad and ball."
"I'm carcamping tonight."

"How much is your rent?"
"Right now I'm carcamping."
by Mr Special August 16, 2019
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monkey cereal

Your morning cereal which has orange/grapefruit juice in it , instead of milk.
You have to be either crazy or eccentrically ingenious to have monkey cereal for breakfast
by Sexydimma November 29, 2013
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milk to cereal

Said when something goes badly or not according to plan. When to things dont work well together.

This statment, originally used by WAFFLES inc at SCCC, is taken from The Simpsons, in the episode where Homer must make cereal for Mr Burns (if u are a Simpsonm's lover you will know what i mean).
1)- How did your exam go?
- Like milk to cereal *sigh's in extreme frustration*

2) - You left Ceane in the same room as Emily? That was Crazy
- Milk to cerial man! They had a major skitz.
by luzza June 28, 2007
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