Skip to main content

east catholic high school 

a school where parents pay 12,000 dollars for their kids to be getting C’s and D’s on their report card. also a place where juuling has become the biggest issue and you no longer can sit in your own car for 5 mins because teachers think your up to something
east catholic high schoolhome of the juuls”

Lancaster Catholic

A High School in Lancaster City that, despite Christian values, is actually 75% queer, 15% atheist, 10% thot, which consists of a girls basketball cult. This school, although seems fun, is actually full of JUUL fiends and a 95% illiteracy rate.
Girl: “Hey I’m moving to Lancaster Catholic next year!!”
Boy: “Damn, I always knew you were a thot.”

Ryan Catholic College 

A K-12 Catholic College located in Townsville, Queensland. It is the largest Catholic school in Townsville. You know that you have been to the school when:

- People find it odd when you tell them you refer to your teachers by their first names.
-Getting anxious because you forgot your school hat on that particular day
-Getting scared because you accidentally realised you forgot to print something and its already 1pm. It's more terrifying when a particular teacher is present.
- You know the feeling of getting your school inundated with international exchange students at least once every year.
- You question why there are hardly any minorities in the school.
- You have one friend who has a parent in the Army.
- You have made the trek between RCC and Willows so many times that its immeasurable.
- The Swimming, Athletics Carnivals are unenjoyable until Year 12. It then amazingly turns into this awesome event wherein you can boss younger years around. Unfortunately, for the majority of student population, the cross-country will be unenjoyable no matter what year level you are in.
- You have no friends outside of RCC.
- The Shelter Shed is the most disgusting place possible during morning tea or/and lunch when there is 'WET WEATHER'
- Indiscriminate of what Yr lvl you are in, you still play handball once in a while.

and FINALLY,

You think RCC is the best school in Townsville by far. (and that Maggots, Iggy and St Anthony's are a bunch of RCC rejects)
Oh, your kid went to Ignatius Park/Margaret Mary's? I assume she didn't get into Ryan Catholic College?

Risen Christ Catholic School 

Rccs is the most shit "catholic" school you’ll ever attend. Simply a school, grades K-8th where you learn nothing, some racist workers there that don’t give a damn, kids are mad annoying, lunch gets nastier every year, they let complete idiots graduate 8th grade, and lots of f boys and thots starting new drama each day.

It’s a "Spanish immersion school" but really the only things "Spanish" about the school is the lousy ass Hispanic girls in middle school that hang out in the bathroom, when the teachers try to speak Spanish, and the nasty quesadillas we had for lunch. Trust me pal, you don’t wanna go there.
Kris: Hey Joe did you hear about the school Risen Christ Catholic School?

Joe: Aw yeah I heard it sucks.

Edward: Maya didn’t you go to Risen Christ Catholic School?

Maya: Yes I did.

Edward: how was it?

Maya: Why don’t you ask my therapist Carol.

St Mary's Catholic College Casino 

This is a school that has the principal been removed by the fellow students. The students have elected one of their own as the principal... Chingynot. This school is the first in the world to have a student as a principal.

The school consists of lack of life and a thrill of boringness. That is why the principal has been elected out by a fellow student.
Damn St Mary's got a new principal that is a student?! WHAAATTT???!!!! St Mary's Catholic College Casino have made the right move.

"Jack" Catholic 

They were born to Catholic parents and may have been baptized and raised Catholic, but they don't practice the religion themselves. Same as Jack Mormon, Lutheran, etc.
A "Jack" Catholic only attends Church when its convenient for them to go.
"Jack" Catholic by jTown Mike January 10, 2018