bandoleer of carrots

Also known as the "bag of crap" this is the most frequently used euphanism for the grab bag of goodies that appears on rare occasion on the popular site woot.
OMFG i missed my blinged out cabbage again! i fear i'll never get my bandoleer of carrots
by AustinBenji March 22, 2007
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Carrot bagging

Damn I accidentally grabbed the wrong bottle at the store and ended up carrot bagging. You only make that mistake once.
by Nair88 September 06, 2015
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Cut Carrot

mulla: Sharia preaches this, Islam preaches that.
human: hey Cut Carrot, shut your goat-arsed mouth.
by tenet June 19, 2020
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buttered carrot

A self lubricated sex toy, most likely a dildo.
Random person 1: I really need a good fuck.
Random person 2: I'll lend you my buttered carrot.
Random person 1: yaaaasss tanks.
by Bitchy Mcbitchenstien September 02, 2015
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raw carrot

Inserting your spray-tanned penis into a woman's mouth directly after a shower.
Bro, I bet Donald Trump gives ladies raw carrots all the damn time.
by psseudopsych January 20, 2017
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Carrot cog

Something weak and foolishly planned or designed that others can see will not last long.
His carrot cog business plan is soon going to leave him in hot waters.

Your ideas are but carrot cog; keep them to yourself; I am not going to be fooled.
by Dr Farhan January 23, 2022
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carrot guts

A person who is so strictly vegetarian/vegan that they refuse to spend time with friends or family.
Person A: Why isn't Jenny coming out with us?
Person B: Apparently we're too "meaty" for her liking. Must be her carrot guts.
by EveRtBest December 07, 2010
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