bandoleer of carrots

Also known as the "bag of crap" this is the most frequently used euphanism for the grab bag of goodies that appears on rare occasion on the popular site woot.

OMFG i missed my blinged out cabbage again! i fear i'll never get my bandoleer of carrots

by AustinBenji March 27, 2007

carrot guts

A person who is so strictly vegetarian/vegan that they refuse to spend time with friends or family.

Person A: Why isn't Jenny coming out with us?
Person B: Apparently we're too "meaty" for her liking. Must be her carrot guts.

by EveRtBest December 8, 2010

[breaking carrots]

When the male injures his penis

Girl 1: Girl, I killed in soccer today! I kicked so many guys today lol Girl 2: now that's what I call breaking carrots lol

by da_crazi_bitch102 February 28, 2008

the carrot peeler

The carrot peeler is when a girl uses teeth during a blowjob, the teeth acting as a carrot peeler. Some girls say guys like it but no guy will say yes.

yo Olivia gave me the carrot peeler, that shit was not right. My dick was raw.

by Kronkaitis May 14, 2014

buttered carrot

A self lubricated sex toy, most likely a dildo.

Random person 1: I really need a good fuck.
Random person 2: I'll lend you my buttered carrot.
Random person 1: yaaaasss tanks.

by Bitchy Mcbitchenstien October 17, 2015

Carrot bagging

Masturbating using self-tanner, often by accident

Damn I accidentally grabbed the wrong bottle at the store and ended up carrot bagging. You only make that mistake once.

by Nair88 October 23, 2015

carrot rows

Similar to Corn Rows (also Cornrows), an ancient traditional African hair style, but worn by an individual with naturally red hair. Linguistically a combination of "corn rows" and "carrot top".

Damn, that ginger white-boy is straight up rockin' carrot rows.

by doctorgroove June 9, 2018