kitten cannon

A popular internet game in which a poor defenseless kitten is blasted out of a cannon. It proceeds to bounce along the ground, picking up speed from bombs, explosives, and trampolines, and being stopped by sharp metal spikes and venus flytraps. After the bloodied kitten comes to a stop, your distance is recorded. Very addicting game of pure luck.

-Dude, are you playin kitten cannon?
-Yeah man.
-Me too, i just got 2500 feet!

by vtg5 October 23, 2006

Calcium cannons

Large female breasts

“Damn Shorty got them Calcium Cannons!”

by Deeznuts710 March 12, 2022

ban cannon

An act of Moderation over the person/s who are misbehaving. (via banning them)

I had to place a ban cannon on an idiot because he wouldn't stop breaking the forum guidelines.

by Demon Child July 24, 2005

baby cannon

Literally, Launches infant babies at high speed, over great distances.

"Hey man, Don't use a Johnny Jump-up, use a baby cannon."

by Fryhole September 01, 2006

packing the cannon

v. Having anal sex while the recipient is on the verge of shitting. The result is messy, and disgusting.

Rich enjoyed packing Rachael's cannon.

I like packing the cannon with my girlfriend.

by Rich D. March 07, 2007

bear cannon

Another name for the bari sax, the lowest member of the saxophone family

DUDE! I didn't know you played the bear cannon!

by A1Steaksauce7654321 October 19, 2007

Arm Cannon

Noun:

Megaman's preferred weapon; a retractable prosthesis that fires plasma charges.

"...and so, with a final blast of his arm cannon, Megaman laid the diabolical Dr. Wily's latest mad creation to waste!"

by Joshua B. Wright April 08, 2004