Cance

1.The little tab thing that holds your pen to your shirt.

Invented by people who were soooo smart they wrote all the time, so often that they became insecure just HAVING a pen in their pocket, they needed a surefire way to keep it from accidentally falling out. Which eventually led the word "cance" to become synonymous with such words as "important", "intellectual" , and "special."

2.Sometimes a last name....NOT to be, but often, confused with Chance.

Were you chewing on my pen?

No...

Oh yeah? Can you explain why the Cance is bent?

by UNCP123456789 February 27, 2009

Dry Cack

Dry cack is the dried-up residue left over if you do not wipe your ass good enough, and it itches like no other.

Male 1:"Dude, I have dry cack in my butt!"

Male 2:"That sucks balls."

Male 3:"Wet-paper towel that shit!"

by Eman Pwnage November 26, 2006

cack an balls

something grandma always plays with and your girlfriend never will.

hey jon, come here and let grandma play with your cack an balls

by deadly March 26, 2004

Cack

Similar to a cock, but just much bigger and more sexually gratifying to a woman. Usually said with emphasis and authority.

Me: Hey biatch, you want some of this cack?
Girl: *Gasp* Oh my God, yes I would.

OR

Look at the size of that cack!

by Renzo Cervantes July 23, 2006

Cackalacky

someone from the Carolinas, esp. North Carolina

Jimbo's a hawdcaw Cackalacky.

by barry January 19, 2004

cancel laughs

to ruin fun and make riot

Cmon man fuck you! dont cancel laughs!

by JAWdooster May 9, 2008

Cancel culture enforcer

A social media influencer that decides, on their own authority, to vocally call for the canceling of other people on social media, without actually waiting for a platform like Twitter to physically de-platform the said person.

Christy Tiegen is the new epitome of a cancel culture enforcer.

by Sexydimma June 19, 2021