Brandon

An amazing guy who can be easy to fall inlove within a short time, and is sort of short.
He can be the most funniest person on the planet at times, and is very loyal to his girlfriend.
He is also a very nice person, and very athletic.

Girl 1: Brandon is amazing
Girl 2: I wish I had a Brandon

by BLS c: December 17, 2012

Brandon

A Brandon is always looking for a good time. He sure does like the ladies. Hes daring and not afraid to do anything, like wear short shorts on the last day! Brandon is super fun to be around. Everyone laugh's and smile's when hes around. Brandon is unforgettable.

Whoaa, look at what Brandon is doing!

by Hopee. July 11, 2010

Brando Mouth

A condition a person gets when their jaw is swollen thus leaving them incapable of speaking coherently much like Marlon Brando.

Scott just got his wisdom teeth taken out and now he'll have Brando Mouth for the next two weeks.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Brandon

a fat fuck who gets no hoes and eat all da time

the nigga brandon a fuckin midget

by billynigga425 October 8, 2019

Brandon

A really lovable person, who is the kindest person you will ever meet. He has a big heart, but he's also really hot. All the girl want to be with him.

Wow that guy's a Brandon.

No you're not cool enough to be a Brandon.

by onereasontostaypositive March 21, 2013

Brandon

A bitch ass nigga but at the same time a true bestie

Andrew: Do you know Brandon?
Abdallah: No.
Andrew: Bro THE Brandon
Abdallah: Ohhhhh

by Lil Cereal Bowl December 15, 2017

Brandon Brown

A nascar driver who cant get any sponsors and had his career runied by a dumb cunt reporter who thought inbreads saying Fuck Joe Biden were saying Lets go Brandon.

Person A: Is Brandon Brown racing today?
Person B: Nope, no one will sponsor him.

by Lightnightfury August 27, 2022