Bump

Verb. created in Florida meaning to fight.

"Aye look over they bout to bump" "yall aint gon bump bout it"

by shethickkkk May 23, 2014

Bump on a log

Someone who is lazy, or lazier than hell. They just sit around, not doing anything important...

Examples of these lazy old assholes:

Most Politicians (Of fucking course)
B-movie writers (BET ON IT)
B-movie animators (*Stiffly turns around*)
The creators of little cars (The ripoff of Pixar's movie Cars)
The KKK (Too lazy to find the actual problems and blame it on diversity)
Fundamentalists (Find "answers" in a book rather than actually trying to find it, which is actually more trouble than it's worth)
Nazis (See KKK, except with a different kind of diversity)
Westboro Baptist Church (These guys blame everything on God's wrath at homosexuals...even the KKK thinks they're nutjobs)
And of course, the Average Man (Don't deny it, we're all fucking lazy)

And he just sat there...what a bump on a log.

by A Terrible Driver August 15, 2009

Bump

A sexual term referring to having intercourse.

Kaleigh: "Hey Dianne! Jason and I bumped all last night!"

Dianne: "That's great. I am going to go feed some cows hamburgers now."

by fondledonionrings October 12, 2010

Booty bump

The next best thing to slamming

I was unable to slam this ice so instead I had to do a booty bump

by TeenaT December 7, 2018

Rumpy bumpy

Rumpy bumpy is a euphemism for sexual intercouse.

"Me and your grandma iz gonna meet up tunight for a bit of rumpy bumpy.

by Herbert Wumpermire May 7, 2008

peter bump

To snort a small convenient amount of cocaine off the tip of a man's genetalia.

During the party, one of Joe's dads sneaked a guest into the pool house for a quick Peter Bump

by Pisspunk68 October 1, 2007

Ken Bump

Referring to the male genitalia as a Ken doll's smooth bump.

Malina: "Whaaaaat? Is he wearing a speedo?"

Irene: "Yep. He's showing off his Ken Bump in all it's glory."

by IreneIsNotMyName September 15, 2010