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Pheasant breast

The act of showing off your “pheasant breast” refers to the male human testicles being pulled up when either nude or with pants down. Amazingly, while pulling on the penis straight up towards his chin the male testicles are pronounced and look much like an. Elegant breast of a pheasant. Color, size and texture are almost identical between the human and the bird.
I showed off my pheasant breast on my first date with a beautiful classy woman. I thought it would be a wild kingdom mating call. She punched me straight in my bare pheasant breast and I fell to the ground.
by Cornbread mafia November 26, 2020
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jellyfish breasts

Nice, potentially ~scoop~able breasts that are jiggly like a jellyfish. They have an ethereal float to them. They are the definition of the perfect jiggly titty.

*Tentacles not required*
Damn she has nice jellyfish breasts.
by sweden2020 April 27, 2021
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breast farting

When 2 sweaty wet pairs of breasts are rubbing-pushing against each other and make "farty" suction sounds.
"We were really horny and rubbing our sexy breasts together, and as we pushed them into each other, they started to make suction 'breast farting' like sounds ."
by Markeydmark6969 July 7, 2019
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Dense Breast

When the titty is perky and firm, but maybe too firm. Its firmness adds a weight you wouldn't expect from a titty of the size. As if the titty is being weighted down by all the shit that bitch is hiding from you. Or it's breast cancer, 50/50 chance.
Havent seen my girl in awhile, i know she's up to something she's got those dense breasts.
by SystemError_404 December 13, 2016
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the breast and brightest

The finest women America has to offer
Shelby has it going on; she's one of the breast and brightest. Nice ass, brilliant mind, and a caring heart. Gosh dang!
by Professor Precious March 5, 2015
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Sexual breasts

A sexual breast is the most sexual of all body parts, usually come in a pair.
Hey you’re sexual breasts are looking very sexual today lemme get a slap.
by Big Dick Rick 69420 October 18, 2021
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Breast Pump

A nickname used for one who rides the clock as long as humanly possible while doing the absolute minimum amount of work.
One who milks the clock.
Hey Breast pump, , you gonna do any work today?
by DubVWildcat June 12, 2021
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