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can't catch a break

Katia's phone always breaks, she always gets her stuff stolen and her bus lady hates her!
Katia can't catch a break!
by boomswag420420420 April 13, 2014
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Brad Break

To engage in the habitual abuse of marijuana because you're too much of a midget headed cookie cutter to face life like a sober freak.
The mail prick has been abusing his Brad Break privileges lately on the public's dime while claiming all of his wages come from stamp sales.
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Dutch Breakfast

a joint and a cup of black coffee (best in the morning, can be enjoyed at every hour)
Rose: Hey wanna go for a mimosa brunch tomo?
Miri: Nah, let's do a dutch breakfast at mine
by ganjaboyssssssss August 27, 2020
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Mid-Twenties Breakdown

A time of mental breakdown that occurs during a person's twenties, often a result of an inability to function outside of college/university or other types of structured environments. Feeling alone and/or useless also tends to be a symptom of the mid-twenties breakdown.
Soon after Paul finished grad school at age 24 he found that he couldn't get a job and had a mid-twenties breakdown and moved back to his parents' basement where he spent most of his days playing Xbox and smoking weed.
by Johnny Z. Styles May 28, 2010
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Break a leg

Person 1: Break a leg!
Person 2: Thanks I needed that.
by Rachmahler June 29, 2022
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breakfunch

The amazing meal between breakfast and brunch.

An all around word, that can be used to mean almost anything.
What a great breakfunch that was!

Person 1: What the breakfunch is going on? That little bag of breakfunch doesn't know what the breakfunch they're doing.
Person 2: You're breakfunching right you little son of a breakfuncher.
by breakfuncher February 1, 2014
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Break Barnum

When you have a normal life with a loving husband and two kids, but you decide to exchange it in your early middle age for a traveling circus life of failed business ventures, and monthly domestic violence incidents with the local white trash king who has sired half the illegitimate children in town, including your own new baby daughter.
My wife and I had a pretty good life, until she decided to Break Barnum, and live with the local man whore in a shithole apartment above his rat infested restaurant.
by arnie123 January 4, 2019
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